Funny Good Morning Quotes

• Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.

  Meister Eckhart

  Good Morning, New Beginnings, Good Day

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• Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.

  Glen Cook

  Good Morning, Monday, Good Day

  Glen Cook (1990). “Sweet Silver Blues”, p.42, Penguin

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• I remind myself every morning: Nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening.

  Larry King

  Good Morning, Good Day, Effective Listening

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• Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and you'll start to see a big difference in your life.

  Yoko Ono

  Good Morning, Smile, Good Day

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Somedays you just have to create your own sunshine.

  Drake

  Good Morning, Happiness, Positive Thinking

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• Every Morning You Have Two Choices: Continue To Sleep With Your Dreams, Or Wake Up and Chase Them.

  Carmelo Anthony

  Good Morning, Dream, Sleep

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• Everyone has highs and lows that they have to learn from, but every morning I start off with a good head on my shoulders, saying to myself, 'It's going to be a good day!'.

  Lindsay Lohan

  Good Morning, Good Day, New Day

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  When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.

  Marcus Aurelius

  Love, Inspirational, Life

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• When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Good Morning, Beautiful, Eye

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• Morning without you is a dwindled dawn.

  Emily Dickinson

  Love, Cute, Good Morning

  Emily Dickinson, Thomas Herbert Johnson, Theodora Ward (1986). “The Letters of Emily Dickinson”, p.872, Harvard University Press

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• You have to get up every morning and tell yourself 'I can do this.'

  Julie Johnston

  Good Morning, Morning Sun, Morning Inspirational

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  If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.

  Maya Angelou

  Love, Funny, Life

  Maya Angelou (2012). “The Collected Autobiographies of Maya Angelou”, p.424, Modern Library

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• The sun is but a morning star.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Good Morning, Nature, Stars

  Walden ch. 18 (1854)

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• I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

  Jackie Mason

  Funny, Money, Humorous

  Jackie Mason (1983). “Jackie Mason's America”, Lyle Stuart

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• Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

  Josh Billings

  Good Morning, Business, Work

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• If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Good Morning, Laughter

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• Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day, which must be done, whether you like it or not.

  James Russell Lowell

  Good Morning, Thanksgiving, Gratitude

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• Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

  William Feather

  Good Morning, Sarcastic, Sarcasm

  William Feather (1949). “The Business of Life”

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• Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities.

  Harvey Mackay

  Good Morning, Good Day, Opportunity

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• Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

  Robert Orben

  Inspirational, Funny, Good Morning

  "Hitting Your Peak: Financial Strength" by Ryan Murphy, www.askmen.com.

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• Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?

  George C. Wallace

  Funny, Military, Air

  "Absurdities, Scandals & Stupidities in Politics". Book by Hakeem Shittu and Callie Query, p. 106, 2006.

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• There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!

  Fulton J. Sheen

  Good Morning, Two, Morning Inspirational

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• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

  Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

  Morning, Funny Motivational, Clock

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• Death is the final wake-up call.

  Douglas Horton

  Death, Morning, Dying

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• I get up every morning and it's going to be a great day. You never know when it's going to be over so I refuse to have a bad day.

  Paul Henderson

  Good Morning, Good Day, Bad Day

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