Funny Good Morning Quotes - Page 3

• I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing with your life?'

  Demetri Martin

  Morning, Phones, Voice

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• The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

  Jean Kerr

  Inspirational, Good Morning, Average

  Please Don't Eat the Daisies

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• Write what you love and love what you write.

  Ray Bradbury

  Good Morning, Writing, Doing What You Love

  "Ray Bradbury continues his great love, writing". Interview With Ryan E. Smith, www.toledoblade.com. February 15, 2009.

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• It is well to be up before daybreak, for such habits contribute to health, wealth, and wisdom.

  Aristotle

  Motivational, Morning, Health

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• In God we trust; all others bring data.

  W. Edwards Deming

  Data, Measurement, Favourite

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• What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

  Bertolt Brecht

  Cheesy, Gone, Cheese

  Bertolt Brecht (1966). “Mother Courage and Her Children: A Chronicle of the Thirty Years' War”, p.76, Grove Press

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• If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.

  Maya Angelou

  Inspirational, Life, Smile

  Maya Angelou (2012). “The Collected Autobiographies of Maya Angelou”, p.424, Modern Library

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• Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend - or a meaningful day.

  Dalai Lama

  Friendship, Good Morning, Meaningful

  "The Dalai Lama, A Policy of Kindness: An Anthology by and about the Dalai Lama" edited by Sidney Piburn, (p. 32), 1990.

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• I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.

  Tony Stewart

  Dog, Morning, Years

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• She says you're not awake until you're actually out of bed and standing up.

  Richelle Mead

  Good Morning, Morning Inspirational, Bed

  Richelle Mead (2013). “Vampire Academy: The Complete Collection”, p.663, Penguin

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• It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.

  Kathy Lette

  Girl, Dog, Morning

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• The next morning dawned bright and sweet, like ribbon candy.

  Sarah Addison Allen

  Good Morning, Sweet, Good Day

  Sarah Addison Allen (2007). “Garden Spells”, p.222, Bantam

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• Outside, there was that predawn kind of clarity, where the momentum of living has not quite captured the day. The air was not filled with conversation or thought bubbles or laughter or sidelong glances. Everyone was sleeping, all of their ideas and hopes and hidden agendas entangled in the dream world, leaving this world clear and crisp and cold as a bottle of milk in the fridge.

  Reif Larsen

  Dream, Morning, Laughter

  Reif Larsen (2010). “The Selected Works of T. S. Spivet: A Novel”, p.103, Penguin

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• I avoid that bleak first hour of the working day during which my still sluggish senses and body make every chore a penance. I find that in arriving later, the work which I do perform is of a much higher quality.

  John Kennedy Toole

  Good Morning, Quality, Arriving

  John Kennedy Toole (2004). “A Confederacy of Dunces”, p.149, LSU Press

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• He got out of bed and peeped through the blinds. To the east and opposite to him gardens and an apple-orchard lay, and there in strange liquid tranquility hung the morning star, and rose, rilling into the dusk of night the first grey of dawn. The street beneath its autumn leaves was vacant, charmed, deserted.

  Walter de La Mare

  Morning, Stars, Autumn

  Walter De la Mare (1933). “The Walter De La Mare Omnibus: Henry Brocken ; The Return ; Memoirs of a Midget”

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• I love the smell of book ink in the morning.

  Umberto Eco

  Good Morning, Book, Smell

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• Sadness flies on the wings of the morning, and out of the heart of darkness comes the light.

  Jean Giraudoux

  Happiness, Broken Heart, Heartbreak

  Jean Giraudoux (1974). “The Madwoman of Chaillot: Comedy in Two Acts”, p.65, Dramatists Play Service Inc

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