Funny Good Morning Quotes - Page 2

• It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.

  Colin Powell

  Good Morning, Thinking, Optimism

  Colin Powell (2012). “It Worked for Me: In Life and Leadership”, p.8, Harper Collins

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• The world is new to us every morning - and every man should believe he is reborn each day

  Baal Shem Tov

  Positive, Good Morning, Time

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• After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'

  William S. Burroughs

  Funny, Hilarious, Witty

  William S. Burroughs (1993). “The Adding Machine: Selected Essays”, p.125, Arcade Publishing

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• Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

  Daniel Handler

  Good Morning, Good Day, Morning Time

  "The Miserable Mill". Book by Daniel Handler, April 5, 2000.

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• To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed.

  Sidney Poitier

  Good Morning, Good Day, Morning Inspirational

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• I wake up saying, I'm still alive; a miracle. And so I keep on pushing.

  Jacques Yves Cousteau

  Life, Good Morning, Miracle

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• An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Good Morning, Nature, Get Well Soon

  Henry David Thoreau (2013). “Quotable Thoreau: An A to Z Glossary of Inspiring Quotations from Henry David Thoreau”, p.107, BookBaby

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• Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.

  William Blake

  Good Morning, Happiness, Sleep

  William Blake (2005). “Collected Poems”, p.167, Routledge

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• Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening.

  Mahatma Gandhi

  Good Morning, Prayer, Good Day

  Mahatma Gandhi, Mohandas Gandhi, Homer A. Jack (2005). “The Wit and Wisdom of Gandhi”, p.33, Courier Corporation

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• Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it.

  Richard Whately

  Good Morning, Good Day, Up Early

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• I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'

  Jim Carrey

  Good Morning, Beautiful, Coffee

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• Love. Fall in love and stay in love. Write only what you love, and love what you write. The key word is love. You have to get up in the morning and write something you love, something to live for.

  Ray Bradbury

  Love, Inspirational, Good Morning

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• I`m not a morning person.

  Laurell K. Hamilton

  Morning, Persons, Not A Morning Person

  Interview with Regan Stephens, www.goodreads.com. 2015.

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• You know that feeling when you wake up in the morning and you're excited for the day? That's one of my main goals in life.

  Kirsten Dunst

  Good Morning, Good Life, Good Day

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today.' 'Be nice to people in sneakers.'

  Demetri Martin

  Good Morning, Hope, Im Sorry

  "Comedy Central Presents", www.imdb.com. March 19, 2004.

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• love the life you live. live the life you love.

  Bob Marley

  Love, Inspirational, Life

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• Men all do about the same thing when they wake up.

  John Steinbeck

  Morning, Men, Wake Up

  John Steinbeck (1993). “Cannery Row”, p.53, Penguin

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• The longest way must have its close - the gloomiest night will wear on to a morning.

  Harriet Beecher Stowe

  Good Morning, Optimistic, Night

  Harriet Beecher Stowe, Harriet Beecher STOWE (2016). “Collected Works (Complete and Illustrated Editions: Uncle Tom's Cabin, Queer Little Folks, The Chimney-Corner, ...)”, p.374, Harriet Beecher Stowe

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• I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Funny, Good Morning, Have A Good Day

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• Nothing is more beautiful than the loveliness of the woods before sunrise.

  George Washington Carver

  Good Morning, Beauty, Beautiful

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• I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

  Winston Churchill

  Funny, Beauty, Sarcastic

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• I vow to live fully in each moment.

  Nhat Hanh

  Good Morning, Good Day, Morning Inspirational

  Thich Nhat Hanh (2008). “Present Moment Wonderful Moment: Mindfulness Verses for Daily Living: Easyread Large Bold Edition”, p.4, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• I let my head fall back, and I gazed into the Eternal Blue Sky. It was morning. Some of the sky was yellow, some the softest blue. One small cloud scuttled along. Strange how everything below can be such death and chaos and pain while above the sky is peace, sweet blue gentleness. I heard a shaman say once, the Ancestors want our souls to be like the blue sky.

  Shannon Hale

  Sweet, Morning, Pain

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• Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Good Morning, Good Day, Up Early

  Elbert Hubbard (1911). “A Thousand & One Epigrams: Selected from the Writings of Elbert Hubbard”

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  In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Good Morning, Men, Morning Inspirational

  Ralph Waldo Emerson (1973). “Journals and Miscellaneous Notebooks: 1847-1848”, p.384, Harvard University Press

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