Swear Quotes - Page 24

• Kid?” – Kyrian “I’m not worthy.” – Nick “What?” – Kyrian “Dude, that’s a Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bugatti, Alfa Romeo, Aston Martin, and Bentley. And I’m not talking the cheap models. Those are the top of the top of the top of the line, fully loaded. I swear, that’s real gold trim in the Bugatti. There’s more money in metal in here than my brain can even tabulate. Oh my God! I shouldn’t even be breathing the same air.” – Nick

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Real, Kids, Air

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• I'm a thug, but I swear for three days I cried.

  The Notorious B.I.G.

  Sadness, Thug, Three

  Song: Miss U, Album: Life After Death

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• I run; I am a coward at heart. I swear, when I smell violence or aggression the coward comes out in me. I have no desire to fight anybody except myself.

  Rutger Hauer

  Running, Heart, Fighting

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• "I'm human," he said in a tormented tone. "And I'm not." He dropped his hand to her shoulder. "I never knew softness," he breathed. "Not until the moment you touched me in your store. My life is violent and dangerous. It's dark and twisted and no place for someone like you. I have more people wanting me dead than I can count. They will stop at nothing, and you.." He ground his teeth before he spoke again. "You'll never want again for anything in your life. I swear it on what little bit of human soul I have left."

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Dark, Hands, People

  "Night Play". Book by Sherrilyn Kenyon, 2010.

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• My temper manifests itself when I can't find something. I could swear that there is a plot against me to put kitchen utensils in the wrong drawers.

  Tom Conti

  Kitchen, Plot, Utensils

  "This much I know: Tom Conti". Interview with Shahesta Shaitly, www.theguardian.com. March 26, 2011.

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• I come from a working-class family in Pittsburgh, whereas 'Mike & Molly' deals with the working class in Chicago. I swear a little, but I pretty much talk the same. It's not like when you see someone like Tim Allen and he's a lot bluer onstage.

  Billy Gardell

  Class, Chicago, Pittsburgh

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• Believe it or not, I swear I'm just a human being.

  Nelly

  Believe, Egotism, Humans

  Song: Splurge, Album: Nellyville

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• When old Bobby does Elvis, you swear it's the real mccoy. Another Friday night in the life of a country boy.

  Kenny Chesney

  Friday, Country, Real

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• The night I was born, Lord I swear the moon turned a fire red.

  Jimi Hendrix

  Family, Moon, Night

  Song: Voodoo Chile, Album: Electric Ladyland

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• Told me my tape taught them to swear. What about the make-up you allow your 12 year old daughter to wear?

  Eminem

  Daughter, Art, Media

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• There is some really good crack when I come back here. This is where I learned to swear.

  Ewan McGregor

  Scotland, Cracks, Scots

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear.

  Frank Zappa

  Evil, Tails, Widows

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• I swear it's so easy. You don't have to have a diet mentality at all if you eat healthily, plant-based food.

  Alicia Silverstone

  Easy, Plant, Diets

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• I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid stuff. Yeah. Some of you like that? Well... like riding an electric floor buffer for a shot of tequila. Did it!

  Bill Engvall

  Stupid, Drunk, Riding

  "Bill Engvall: Here's Your Sign Live". www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• Many persons swear by positive thinking, and quite a few have been helped by it. Nevertheless, it is not a very effective tool and can be downright harmful in some cases.

  Srikumar Rao

  Positive Thinking, Tools, Cases

  "Why Positive Thinking Is Bad for You" by Srikumar S. Rao, www.huffingtonpost.com. June 16, 2010.

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• I swear to God, if I get shot again, Indigo will strangle me.

  Nalini Singh

  Swear To God, Shots, Indigo

  Nalini Singh (2012). “Nalini Singh: The Psy-Changeling Series”, p.1661, Penguin

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• I tried--I swear I tried. But you didn't want to hear what I was saying, and I used that as an excuse to let it go on.

  John Green

  Let It Go, Goes On, Want

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• I swear...I'll deliver the message for the love of my country.

  Kristen Britain

  Country, Messages

  Kristen Britain (2008). “Green Rider: Book One of Green Rider”, p.19, Penguin

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• It’s me,” he said, and cleared his throat. “I could understand if you didn’t believe me, but I swear on the Angel, Iz, it’s me.” Alec said nothing, but his grip on Jace’s hand tightened. “You don’t need to swear,” he said, and with his free hand touched the parabatai rune near his collarbone. “I know. I can feel it. I don’t feel like I’m missing a part of me anymore.” “I felt it too.” Jace took a ragged breath. “Something missing. I felt it, even with Sebastian, but I didn’t know what it was I was missing. But it was you. My parabatai.

  Cassandra Clare

  Believe, Angel, Hands

  Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.2251, Simon and Schuster

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• I mean how do you know what you're going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don't. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it's a stupid question.

  J. D. Salinger

  Stupid, Mean, Thinking

  "The Catcher in the Rye". Book by J. D. Salinger (Chapter 26), July 16, 1951.

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• If he wakes up, I swear I’ll do anything. I’ll open gates, I’ll help all the paranormals, I’ll never judge people wearing Crocs again. Just let him wake up. Please.

  Kiersten White

  People, Judging, Wake Up

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• Women are always self-effacing and self-denying. There's a term that enrages me, and I always used to swear that I'd never play characters described that way. The term is "long-suffering."

  Helen Mirren

  Character, Play, Self

  "New Again: Helen Mirren". Interview with James Saynor, www.interviewmagazine.com. December 18, 2015.

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• Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, Tire go flat? I couldn't resist. Said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign.

  Bill Engvall

  Lasts, Sides, Gas Stations

  FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Mar 12, 2013

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• My life's long radiant Summer halts at last, And lo! beside my path way I behold Pursuing Autumn glide: nor frost nor cold Has heralded her presence; but a vast Sweet calm that comes not till the year has passed Its fevered solstice, and a tinge of gold Subdues the vivid colouring of bold And passion-hued emotions. I will cast My August days behind me with my May, Nor strive to drag them into Autumn's place, Nor swear I hope when I do but remember. Now violet and rose have had their day, I'll pluck the soberer asters with good grace And call September nothing but September.

  Ella Wheeler Wilcox

  Summer, Sweet, Passion

  Ella Wheeler Wilcox (2016). “Complete Poetical Works of Ella Wheeler Wilcox (Delphi Classics)”, p.1135, Delphi Classics

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• I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.

  Edward Albee

  Divorce, Ifs

  Edward Albee (2004). “The Collected Plays of Edward Albee”, Overlook Press

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