Swear To God Quotes

• Grief, I swear to God, doesn't live in the heart. It lives in the senses. And sometimes, all I want to do is cut off my nose so I can't smell her, hack my fingers off at the joint.

  Dennis Lehane

  Grief, Heart, Cutting

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• People have no morals, I swear to God. The things that people do for ratings! It's unforgivable.

  Madonna Ciccone

  People, Moral, Unforgivable

  "Madonna's Moral Crusade". WENN, November 7, 2002.

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• I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask.

  Minnie Driver

  Firsts, Impossible, Marry Me

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• I'd swear to God, if I were a piano player or an actor or something and all those dopes thought I was terrific, I'd hate it. I wouldn't even want them to clap for me. People always clap for the wrong things. If I were a piano player, I'd play it in the goddam closet.

  J. D. Salinger

  Hate, Player, Dope

  J. D. SALINGER (1951). “THE CATCHER IN THE RYE”

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• When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.

  Dane Cook

  Swear, Right Now

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• I don't want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.

  Dave Chappelle

  Country, Korea, Land

  "After Dave Chappelle Hates On Hartford, Who's To Blame?". www.npr.org. September 6, 2013.

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• I swear to God, if I get shot again, Indigo will strangle me.

  Nalini Singh

  Shots, Indigo, Ifs

  Nalini Singh (2012). “Nalini Singh: The Psy-Changeling Series”, p.1661, Penguin

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• I swear to God, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I'm a lunatic. I sing, I dance.

  Chris Evans

  Inspirational, Dance, Woods

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• I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I'm crazy. I swear to God I am.

  J. D. Salinger

  Crazy, Lying, Said

  J.D. Salinger (1951). “The Catcher in the Rye”

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• There's a plan B? Jack asked. "You're another," Edilio snapped. "You're not going to tell me again that you won't fight, because I swear to God I'll shoot you myself.

  Michael Grant

  Fighting, Plan B, Plans

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• I swear to god; happiness is the best makeup.

  Drew Barrymore

  Beauty, Makeup, Happiness Is A Choice

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• Now filet mignon come with every meal. I swear to God that I'm so high, Feel like i am going up a hill.

  Wiz Khalifa

  Meaningful, Meals, Hills

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• Let go of me or slow down," she demanded as she tried to keep pace with him. He slowed down. "I swear to God, you try the patience of a saint." "You aren't a saint, Brodick, no matter what your mother might have told you.

  Julie Garwood

  Letting Go, Mother, Trying

  Julie Garwood (2010). “Ransom”, p.225, Simon and Schuster

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• Trouble follows you like a shadow, Gillian. You're prone to injuries. I swear to God, if a tree decided to fall right now, it would find your head to land on." "Oh, for heaven's sake," she muttered. "I'll admit that I have had a run of bad fortune, but—" He wouldn't let her continue. "A run of bad fortune? Since I've known you, you've been beaten, stabbed and now shot with an arrow. If this keeps up, you'll be dead in another month

  Julie Garwood

  Running, Fall, Land

  Julie Garwood (2010). “Ransom”, p.362, Simon and Schuster

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• There were times, especially when I was traveling for 'Eat, Pray, Love,' when, I swear to God, I would feel this weight of my female ancestors, all those Swedish farmwives from beyond the grave who were like, 'Go! Go to Naples! Eat more pizza! Go to India, ride an elephant! Do it! Swim in the Indian Ocean. Read those books. Learn a language.'

  Elizabeth Gilbert

  Ocean, Book, Elephants

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• I swear to God, I don't remember anything Gwyneth Paltrow was in. Some people get hot by association. I heard more about her and Brad Pitt and I ever heard about her work.

  Jennifer Lopez

  People, Hot, Association

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• As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper.

  Janet Evanovich

  Two, Long, House

  Twitter post from Oct 02, 2014

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• Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here

  Susan Elizabeth Phillips

  Quiet, Swear

  Susan Elizabeth Phillips (2013). “This Heart Of Mine: Number 5 in series”, p.169, Hachette UK

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• Ritie, don't worry 'cause you ain't pretty. Plenty pretty women I seen digging ditches or worse. You smart. I swear to God, I rather you have a good mind than a cute behind.

  Maya Angelou

  Cute, Smart, Worry

  Maya Angelou (2012). “The Collected Autobiographies of Maya Angelou”, p.55, Modern Library

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• That's the terrible part. I swear to God I'm a madman.

  J. D. Salinger

  Terrible, Madmen, Swear

  J.D. Salinger (1951). “The Catcher in the Rye”

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• But I'm Crazy. I swear to God I am.

  J. D. Salinger

  Crazy, Swear

  J. D. SALINGER (1951). “THE CATCHER IN THE RYE”

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• He shakes his head with a slow smile. You'd better be right. If the phone rings, I'm unpluggining it, I swear to God-“ You'd do that to your five-year-old sister?“ I gasp in mock outrage. For one whole night alone? Jesus, Maya, I'd sell her to the gypsies!

  Tabitha Suzuma

  Jesus, Night, Phones

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• I can’t believe this night. I was supposed to be applauded and instead, I’m ruined. I swear to God in heaven if I ever see that man again, I will commit murder. (Tory) Well, if you need help moving the body, you know where Kim and I live. (Pam)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Believe, Moving, Night

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Acheron: A Dark-Hunter Novel”, p.483, Macmillan

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• Rowdy, hopped-up college kids pass us in an endless, noisy blur like they're being mass produced or squeezed out of a tube - guys skulking in their T-shirts and cargo shorts, girls in low-slung jeans and flip-flops, pimples and breasts and tattoos and lipstick and legs and bra straps, and cigarettes; a colorful, sexy melange. I feel old and tired and I just want to be them again, want to be young and stupid, filled with angst and attitude and unbridled lust. Can I have a do-over, please? I swear to God I'll make a real go of it this time.

  Jonathan Tropper

  Tattoo, Girl, Sexy

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• I never got into Linux. I swear to God, it's only lack of time. I'm past the years of my life where I can really dig into something like running a Linux system. I'm very sympathetic to the whole idea; Linux people always think the way I want to think.

  Steve Wozniak

  Running, Past, Thinking

  "How Apple Co-Founder Steve Wozniak Gets Things Done". Interview with Kevin Purdy, lifehacker.com. April 22, 2009.

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