Swear Quotes - Page 28

• You have a mayor who hates guns. If it was up to me, we wouldn’t have any handguns in the District of Columbia. I swear to protect the Constitution and what the courts say, but I will do it in the most restrictive way as possible.

  Muriel Bowser

  Hate, Gun, Way

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• You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves someone who's so red in the face. Are you embarrassed? No, I'm just excited to be here. I'm normal, I swear. Do you want my phone number?

  Jenna Marbles

  Makeup, Numbers, Phones

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• But friends invited me to a private screening of Emmanuelle and said I'd learn a few things. But I know all the swear words. I just don't use them. So I declined

  Irene Dunne

  Use, Said, Screening

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• You could love me or hate me
  I swear it won't make me or break me.
  I'm goin where ever the money takes me.

  Lil Wayne

  Hate, Break, Take Me

  Song: Love Me Or Hate Me

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• If one more person tells me this is just like old times, I swear I'll jump out the window.

  Buster Keaton

  Window, Old Time, Persons

  "Limelight", 1952.

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• When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true.

  Dane Cook

  Swear To God, Right Now

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• I'd rather be the half of us, the least of you, the best of me; and I will be - I'll be your prince, I'll be your saint, I will go crashing through fences in your name; I will, I swear - I'll be someone to fall back on. I'll be the one who waits, and for as long as you let me, I will be the one you need - I'll be someone to fall back on.

  Aly Michalka

  Fall, Names, Long

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• So many rings, my fingers starting to hizzurt. If you didnt know me you did swear I had that wizzork.. and I am from Pittsburgh.

  Wiz Khalifa

  Meaningful, Pittsburgh, Starting

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• Im such a work in progress at the moment, its crazy, and life wants me on edge, I swear to you. But as long as I dont forget the past, Im cool. One must always be mindful, just like you might forget that old girlfriend who tried to slit your throat, but shes really still hot. If you remember the stitches more than you remember the pussy, youre going to be just fine.

  Robert Downey, Jr.

  Girlfriend, Crazy, Past

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• I swear it upon Zeus an outstanding runner cannot be the equal of an average wrestler.

  Socrates

  Sports, Wrestling, Average

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