Steak Quotes

• I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak.

  Robert Duvall

  Funny Food, Vitamins

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• The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

  Julia Child

  Funny, Food, Vegetables

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• I think steak is the ultimate comfort food, and if you're going out for one, that isn't the time to scrimp on calories or quality.

  Tom Colicchio

  Thinking, Quality, Comfort

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• I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

  Woody Allen

  Witty, Funny Life, Hate

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• Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.

  Woody Allen

  Reality, World, May

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• My favorite animal is steak.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Life, Food, Animal

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• If you want to sell a steak, you can't just have the sizzle, you gotta have sauce.

  Don King

  Want, Enthusiasm, Sauce

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• The winter evening settles down
  With smell of steaks in passageways.

  T. S. Eliot

  Food, Winter, Smell

  "Preludes" l. 1 (1917)

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• Steak and sex, my favorite pair. I get them both very rare.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Sex, Pairs, My Favorite

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• A steak needs fat to taste great.

  Tom Colicchio

  Needs, Taste, Fats

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• A mighty porterhouse steak an inch and a half thick, hot and sputtering from the griddle; dusted with fragrant pepper; enriched with little melting bits of butter of the most impeachable freshness and genuineness; the precious juices of the meat trickling out and joining the gravy, archipelagoed with mushrooms; a township or two of tender, yellowish fat gracing an out-lying district of this ample county of beefsteak; the long white bone which divides the sirloin from the tenderloin still in its place.

  Mark Twain

  Lying, Mushrooms, Two

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• Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

  Johnny Carson

  Dog, Scotch, Bottles

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• Never lick a steak knife.

  Dave Barry

  Knives

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• I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.

  Chris Farley

  Looks, Bulls, Bones

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• We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.

  Joan Rivers

  Age, Way, Aging

  Dane Cook @DaneCook, twitter.com. September 05, 2014.

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• I don't eat red meat, but sometimes a man needs a steak.

  Gwyneth Paltrow

  Food, Men, Meat

  "The Best Lines From Gwyneth Paltrow's New Cookbook". Interview with Raphael Brion, www.eater.com. March 19, 2013.

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• I usually eat a pretty big steak the night before I compete.

  Shaun White

  Night, Bigs

  "Fitness Interview With Shaun White", www.foxnews.com. March 8, 2010.

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• God is a lonely place without steak.

  Charles Bukowski

  Lonely, Lonely Places

  Charles Bukowski (2012). “The Pleasures of the Damned: Selected Poems 1951-1993”, p.233, Canongate Books

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• Steak is delicious and cows are stupid.

  Joe

  Stupid, Cows, Delicious

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• Steak on the plate went up. Steak on the hoof went down.

  Will Rogers

  Agriculture, Plates

  Will Rogers (1981). “Will Rogers' Weekly Articles: The Coolidge Years, 1925-1927”

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• I always thought filet mignon was the steak to beat, but the fat content in a rib eye is fantastic.

  Neil Patrick Harris

  Eye, Ribs, Fantastic

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• I don't have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when someone denies themselves the pleasure of a bloody hunk of steak or a pungent French cheese because of some outdated nonsense about what's appropriate or attractive.

  Anthony Bourdain

  Self, People, Cheese

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• Throw em a bone and they want a steak.

  Drake

  Rapper, Hip Hop, Ems

  Drizzy @Drake, twitter.com. November 2, 2011.

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• Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

  Bill Cosby

  Funny, Motivational, Health

  Penguin Dictionary of Modern Humorous Quotations p. 139 Fred Metcalf. Penguin Books, London (2001)

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• To eat steak rare . . . represents both a nature and a morality.

  Roland Barthes

  Pregnancy, Morality

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