Sausage Quotes

• Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.

  Otto von Bismarck

  Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm

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• Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.

  Dean Koontz

  Funny, Food, Enough

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• This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

  Jack Whitehall

  Funny, Comedy, Calories

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• There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws.

  Mark Twain

  Law, Two, Watches

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• Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

  Terry Pratchett

  Pride, Arms, Wells

  Terry Pratchett (2008). “Men At Arms: (Discworld Novel 15)”, p.72, Random House

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• Writing is like sausage making in my view; you'll all be happier in the end if you just eat the final product without knowing what's gone into it.

  George R. R. Martin

  Writing, Views, Knowing

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• I do adore food. If I have any vice it's eating. If I was told I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, I could put up with sausage and mash forever.

  Colin Baker

  Forever, Vices, Eating

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• Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

  Andy Rooney

  Pigs, Littles, Buying

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• I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.

  Sebastian Horsley

  Thinking, Intellectual, Looks

  "Horsley play brings outrage back to the Soho stage" by Vanessa Thorpe, www.theguardian.com. May 1, 2010.

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• Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.

  Mark Forsyth

  Cat, Curiosity, Body

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• A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.

  A. P. Herbert

  Thinking, Looks, Brows

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• Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Pigs, Law, Machines

  Ambrose Bierce (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)”, p.2450, Delphi Classics

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• The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night

  Otto von Bismarck

  Clever, Sleep, Night

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• A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney.

  Henrik Ibsen

  Party, Together, Machines

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• after an epic search, I finally found something neither green nor fuzzy. It was a hot sausage link. I named it Peter, mostly because it seemed like the right thing to do. As soon as my java was piping hot I popped him into the microwave. hopefully the radioactive environment would sterilize Peter. No need to have little Peters running around, wreaking havoc.

  Darynda Jones

  Running, Epic, Hot

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.8, St. Martin's Press

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• Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

  Mike Myers

  Two, Comedy, Made

  Source: editorial.rottentomatoes.com

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• There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages.

  Laurence Sterne

  Work, Dating, Awkward

  "The Works of Laurence Sterne: Containing The Life and Opinions of Tristan Shandy".

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• Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?

  Paul Claudel

  Food, Thinking, Doctors

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• I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.'

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Sorry, Humor

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• Politics is like sausage being made. It is unsavory, and it always has been that way, but we usually end up where we need to be.

  Hillary Clinton

  Needs, Way, Ends

  Source: www.buzzfeed.com

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• If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.

  Otto von Bismarck

  Law, Watches, Made

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• You're going to need a stronger stomach if you're going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made.

  Bert Cooper

  Kitchen, Stronger, Needs

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• Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle.

  Lou Reed

  Reality, Middle East, Waffles

  Song: The Original Wrapper

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• What? Sunday morning in an English family and no sausages? God bless my soul, what's the world coming to, eh?

  Dorothy L. Sayers

  Morning, Blessed, Food

  Dorothy L. Sayers (2013). “The Lord Peter Wimsey Mysteries: Whose Body?, Clouds of Witness, and Unnatural Death”, p.275, Open Road Media

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• A novel is like a sausage. You might like the final taste but you don't want to see how it was made.

  Harlan Coben

  Finals, Want, Might

  Twitter post from Sep 08, 2014

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