Pregnant Quotes - Page 2

• I gained 80 pounds for my pregnancy so this is like my coming out party.

  Cindy Margolis

  Party, Pregnancy, Being A Mom

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• By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

  Phyllis Diller

  Baby, Pregnancy, Common

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• Everything psychic is pregnant with the future.

  Carl Jung

  Psychics

  Carl Gustav Jung, Herbert Read, Michael Scott Montague Fordham, Gerhard Adler (1970). “The Collected Works of C. G. Jung: Mysterium coniunctionis, an inquiry into the separation and synthesis of psychic opposites in alchemy”

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• Being pregnant changes you as a human being and it gives you a whole lot of mixed feelings.

  Jason Reitman

  Giving, Feelings, Mixed Feelings

  Source: www.indielondon.co.uk

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• There are two sides to being pregnant. There is the beautiful, wonderful blessing side. The second side - it sucks!

  Tamar Braxton

  Beautiful, Blessing, Two Sides

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• Being pregnant is supposed to be the happiest time in your life.

  Kyla Pratt

  Being Pregnant, Supposed To Be

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• I'm quite pregnant actually ... this is the adventure of a lifetime.

  Jenna Wolfe

  Adventure, Lifetime

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• Finding out I was pregnant was one of the most joyous moments in my life. I will never forget it.

  Tamera Mowry

  Never Forget, Moments, Forget It

  "Q & A With Actress and New Mom Tamera Mowry Housley". Interview with Latham Thomas, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 26, 2013.

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• The first time I had sex, I was scared I got the girl pregnant. And that was despite the fact we were safe. Luckily, we were fine. I would never risk not wearing a condom, it’s too much of a risk. If you’re not ready for a child, then don’t risk it.

  Harry Styles

  Girl, Sex, Children

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• Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.

  Queen Victoria

  Pregnancy, Wife, Hazards

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• After five months I swore I’d never get pregnant again. I got so huge and it felt like someone had taken over my body.

  Kim Kardashian

  Taken, Body, Months

  "Kim Kardashian Blames God For Pregnancy Weight Gain" by Cavan Sieczkowski, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 11, 2014.

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• There is some risk to increase birth defects if you do a lot of outdoor gardening when you are pregnant. That can increase rates of toxoplasmosis.

  Emily Oster

  Birth Defects, Risk, Gardening

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• I swallow any sort of apology. "screwing your neighbor." There. Said it. React, okay? pregnant pause becomes three weeks overdue. Four weeks. Time for a C-section. What? Oh, Kaeleigh, I'm so sorry. Are you sure...?

  Ellen Hopkins

  Sorry, Apology, Three

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• Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality.

  Christine Feehan

  Funny, Uplifting, Pregnancy

  Christine Feehan (2012). “Christine Feehan Ghostwalkers Novels 6-9”, p.1230, Penguin

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• Mr. Dallstrom is a bald, scarecrow of a man with a poochy stomache. Think of a pregnant Abraham Lincoln.

  Richard Paul Evans

  Men, Thinking, Scarecrow

  Richard Paul Evans (2014). “Michael Vey Books One and Two: The Prisoner of Cell 25; Rise of the Elgen”, p.12, Simon and Schuster

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• Eric,” she said, “maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!” “That would be something to see,” said Eric

  Charlaine Harris

  Baby, Eric, Would Be

  Charlaine Harris (2008). “All Together Dead: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.25, Penguin

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• Where did you go?" "To the end of the driveway," my mother says. "I was nine months pregnant; that was the maximum distance I could waddle without feeling as if my uterus was falling out." I wince. "Do you have to be quite so graphic?" "What would you like me to call it, Zoe? A fetal living room?

  Jodi Picoult

  Mother, Distance, Fall

  Jodi Picoult (2014). “Sing You Home: A Novel”, p.16, Simon and Schuster

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• I shall sustain a massive erection, that’s what, and I shan’t be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself.

  Stephen Fry

  Ejaculation, Forgiving, Kind

  Stephen Fry (2003). “The Liar”, p.16, Soho Press

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• The world was full of dangers now that she was pregnant: mercury in tuna, hot tubs, beer, secondhand smoke, over-the-counter medicine. Not to mention crazy baby-abducting fairy kings.

  Jennifer McMahon

  Baby, Kings, Crazy

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• Listen to the pregnant woman. Value her. She values the life growing inside her. Listen to the pregnant woman, and you cannot help but defend her right to abortion.

  Ayelet Waldman

  Abortion, Growing, Helping

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• Maybe love was a myth anyhow, a brew of hormones and fantasy, evolution's way of getting men and women together long enough for them to procreate,back in the day when girls got pregnant at twelve, were pregnant or nursing for the next twenty years, and were dead of the plague by forty.

  Jennifer Weiner

  Girl, Nursing, Men

  Jennifer Weiner (2010). “Fly Away Home”, p.82, Simon and Schuster

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• I took a deep breath. "Are you free tonight?" There was a long, pregnant pause. "What about the man in the dream?" he finally asked. "There is no man in the dream.

  Richelle Mead

  Dream, Men, Long

  Richelle Mead (2012). “Succubus Dreams”, p.318, Kensington Publishing Corp.

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• Women been gittin' pregnant ever since Eve ate that apple.

  Maya Angelou

  Apples

  Maya Angelou (2009). “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings”, p.283, Random House

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• I was taken to an examining room where a big butch nurse practitioner came in and asked me if I was pregnant. “No way!” Was I sexually active? “Nope!” Had I ever been molested? “Well,” I said, trying to make a joke, “Oprah says the only answers to that question are ‘Yes’ and ‘I don’t remember.’ ” I laughed. We were having fun. The nurse looked at me, concerned/annoyed.

  Tina Fey

  Fun, Taken, Nurse

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• Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

  Diablo Cody

  Teenager, Pregnancy, Mean

  "Juno". www.imdb.com. 2007.

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