Pregnant Quotes

• Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

  Rita Rudner

  Baby, Funny Inspirational, Pregnancy

  Rita Rudner (1993). “Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature”, Penguin Group USA

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• Birth is not only about making babies. Birth is about making mothers.

  Barbara Katz Rothman

  Mother, Baby, Pregnancy

  Barbara Katz Rothman (2016). “A Bun in the Oven: How the Food and Birth Movements Resist Industrialization”, p.48, NYU Press

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• It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT

  Darynda Jones

  Fun, Games, Sidekicks

  Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.125, St. Martin's Press

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• Pregnancy is getting company inside one's skin.

  Maggie Scarf

  Pregnancy, Skins, Company

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• It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

  Matt Groening

  Children, Eight, Wife

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• I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!

  Tori Spelling

  Baby, Pregnancy, Being Pregnant

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  Birth is about making mothers... strong, competent, capable mothers who trust themselves and know their inner strength

  Barbara Katz Rothman

  Mother, Strong, Pregnancy

  Barbara Katz Rothman (2016). “A Bun in the Oven: How the Food and Birth Movements Resist Industrialization”, p.48, NYU Press

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• Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be.

  Carrie Fisher

  Love, Baby, Pregnancy

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• Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

  Sam Levenson

  Baby, Children, Fun

  Sam Levenson (2016). “You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson”, p.179, Open Road Media

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• If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

  Nora Ephron

  Inspirational, Baby, Pregnancy

  Heartburn ch. 4 (1983)

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• Obviously when you're pregnant everything changes, you have another body to take care of.

  Rosamund Pike

  Body, Care, Things Change

  Source: www.indielondon.co.uk

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• Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.

  Stephen Colbert

  Girl, School, Bangs

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  It is said that the present is pregnant with the future.

  Voltaire

  Pregnancy, Future, Goal

  The Portable Voltaire Philosophical Dictionary Concatenation of Events

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• Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me reevaluate my personal and professional goals.

  Holly Madison

  Pregnancy, Journey, Goal

  "Holly Madison Reveals How Pregnancy Has Changed Her (for the better!)". Interview with Elena Donovan Mauer, www.thebump.com. January 15, 2013.

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  People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

  Jessica Simpson

  Pregnancy, People, Pregnant Women

  "10 things not to say or do to a pregnant woman" by Ella Alexander, www.harpersbazaar.com. February 2, 2017.

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• There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one.

  Jill Churchill

  Inspirational, Leadership, Mothers Day

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• A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Mom, Pregnancy, Two

  Poor Richard's Almanack (1734)

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• Birthing is the most profound initiation to spirituality a woman can have.

  Robin Lim

  Inspiring, Pregnancy, Profound

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• Keep busy while you are waiting for something to happen.

  Robert Genn

  Pregnancy, Waiting, Busy

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• Life is always rich and steady time when you are waiting for something to happen or to hatch.

  E. B. White

  Pregnancy, Motherhood, Waiting

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• There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.

  Irena Chalmers

  Baby, Pregnancy, Cat

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• Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

  Erma Bombeck

  Graduation, Pregnancy, School

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• I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.

  Sherry Glaser

  Funny, Baby, Pregnancy

  Sherry Glaser (1997). “Family secrets: one woman's affectionate look at a relatively painful subject”, Fireside

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• All the time we wondered and wondered, who is this person coming/growing/turning/floating/swimming deep, deep inside.

  Crescent Dragonwagon

  Love, Pregnancy, Swimming

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• If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.

  Laurence Housman

  Marriage, Mothers Day, Mom

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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