Pigs Quotes - Page 4

• You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!.

  Will Rogers

  Reading, Book, Two

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• An artist is like a pig snouting truffles.

  Igor Stravinsky

  Art, Artist, Truffles

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• Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Knives, Giving, Killing

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• The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth. It is the only animal that invites its friends to have sex with its mate. In America, most people consume pork. Many times after dance parties, they have swapping of wives; many say 'you sleep with my wife and I will sleep with your wife.' If you eat pigs then you behave like pigs.

  Zakir Naik

  Sex, Party, Sleep

  "Answers To Non Muslims Common Questions About Islam". Book by Zakir Naik, 2008.

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• A historic operation occurred over in Boston. Doctors successfully transplanted tissue from a pig's brain to a man's brain -- and the man's brain did not reject it. That pretty much confirms what women have been saying about men.

  Jay Leno

  Men, Boston, Doctors

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If a pig could pray, it would pray for swill. What do you pray for?

  B. C. Forbes

  Prayer, Praying, Ifs

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• It is better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a pig satisfied.

  John Stuart Mill

  Satisfied, Dissatisfied

  Utilitarianism ch. 2 (1861)

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• All dogs look up to you. All cats look down on you. Only the pig looks at you as an equal

  Winston Churchill

  Dog, Clever, Cat

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• Given a choice between dancing pigs and security, users will pick dancing pigs every time.

  Edward Felten

  Dancing, Choices, Internet

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• There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and the vermin of the world inhabit it and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit and it goes by the name of London. At the top of the hole sit the privileged few Making mock of the vermin in the lonely zoo turning beauty to filth and greed... I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders, for the cruelty of men is as wonderous as Peru but there's no place like London!

  Stephen Sondheim

  Lonely, Zoos, Men

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• Stupid speaks loudly; he makes noise like pigs! Wise man speaks calmly; he makes sound like quiet lakes!

  Mehmet Murat Ildan

  Wise, Stupid, Men

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• Well-being and happiness never appeared to me as an absolute aim. I am even inclined to compare such moral aims to the ambitions of a pig.

  Albert Einstein

  Happiness, Ambition, Goal

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• Why...is the hunter who shoots a deer for venison subject to more criticism than the person who buys a ham at the supermarket? Overall, it is probably the intensively reared pig who has suffered more.

  Peter Singer

  Animal, Criticism, Hunters

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• I fooled you. I fooled you. I got pig iron. I got pig iron. I got all pig iron.

  Lonnie Donegan

  Iron, Fooled

  Song: Rock Island Line

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• Pigs eat more tuna than all the planet's sharks combined.

  Paul Watson

  Animal, Sharks, Tuna

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• There is no such thing as a perfect leader either in the past or present, in China or elsewhere. If there is one, he is only pretending, like a pig inserting scallions into its nose in an effort to look like an elephant.

  Liu Shaoqi

  Leadership, Past, Elephants

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• Killing a pig for a good old fry-up is one thing. But there's no excuse for being cruel, even if you're a bored teenage kid.

  Ozzy Osbourne

  Teenage, Kids, Bored

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• Haiti fell over? Who built Haiti? Two of the three little pigs?!

  Christopher Titus

  Two, Three, Haiti

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.

  W. C. Fields

  Wings, Would Be, Pigeons

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• The inhabitants are numerous and happy... Throuhout the country the people do not kill any living creature, nor drink intoxicating liquor, they do not keep pigs and fowl, and do not sell live cattle; in the markets there are no butcher shops and no dealers in intoxicating drink... Only the Chandalas (lowest cast) are fisherman and hunters and sell flesh meat.

  Faxian

  Country, Vegetarianism, People

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• Pigs eat grass if they are very hungry, but they can't use it as a regular source of food.

  Marvin Harris

  Use, Hungry, Grass

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• I think we were the first picture to cut on Final Cut Pro. So we were the guinea pigs, because we got a deal on the system. But with that comes all sorts of technological problems I couldn't begin to describe.

  Griffin Dunne

  Cutting, Thinking, Finals

  "Griffin Dunne is 'Famous'". Interview with Anthony Kaufman, www.indiewire.com. August 21, 2001.

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• Measles and TB evolved from diseases of our cattle, influenza from a disease of pigs, and smallpox possibly from a disease of camels. The Americas had very few native domesticated animal species from which humans could acquire such diseases.

  Jared Diamond

  Animal, Camels, Disease

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• It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.

  Georg Brandes

  Country, Play, Littles

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Before this ugly edifice, and between it and the wheel-track of the street, was a grass-plot, much overgrown with burdock, pig-weed, apple-pern, and such unsightly vegetation, which evidently found something congenial in the soil that had so early borne the black flower of civilized society, a prison.

  Nathaniel Hawthorne

  Weed, Flower, Apples

  Nathaniel Hawthorne (1935). “The Scarlet Letter (Sparklesoup Classics)”, p.24, Sparklesoup LLC

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