Pigs Quotes - Page 2

• Sometimes love doesn't come to us. We have to go out hunting. It's like pigs looking for truffles. It's called dating.

  Patti LuPone

  Hunting, Dating, Sometimes

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• Some men there are love not a gaping pig, some that are mad if they behold a cat, and others when the bagpipe sings I the nose cannot contain their urine.

  William Shakespeare

  Love, Cat, Men

  'The Merchant of Venice' (1596-8) act 4, sc. 1, l. 47

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• If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

  George Carlin

  Funny, Humor, Voice

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• I'm going down the apples and pears, into the jam jar, down the frog and toad into the rub-da-dub-dub, and I'm going to have pig's ear.

  Gianfranco Zola

  Apples, Jam, Ears

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• He said, "You have pigs in this poem; pigs are not poetic." I got up and walked out of that class and never went back.

  Carolyn Kizer

  Teaching, Class, Poetic

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• Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Clever, Smart

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• Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.

  Winston Churchill

  Inspiring, Dog, Military

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• Anything that got to do with a pig, I ain't eatin'.

  Ice Cube

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• Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Food, Science, Men

  Ambrose Bierce (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)”, p.2387, Delphi Classics

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• Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.

  Elayne Boosler

  Dog, Congress, Smarter

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• Yes, you will. And I will warn you now that not their blood but your suspicion might build evil in them. They will be what you expect of them…I think when a man finds good or bad in his children he is seeing only what he planted in them after they cleared the womb." "You can’t make a race horse of a pig." "No," said Samuel, "but you can make a very fast pig.

  John Steinbeck

  Horse, Children, Men

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• There is nothing a pig loves more than a good bath, with a loofah and plenty of soap flakes ... There is something delightfully lovable about a really clean pig, in clean yellow straw.

  Barbara Woodhouse

  Yellow, Baths, Soap

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• If wishes were wings, pigs would fly.

  Robert Jordan

  Wings, Wish, Ifs

  Robert Jordan (2010). “Lord of Chaos: Book Six of 'The Wheel of Time'”, p.311, Macmillan

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• The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat.

  Confucius

  Riches, Fool, Fats

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• The theme of 'Charlotte's Web' is that a pig shall be saved, and I have an idea that somewhere deep inside me there was a wish to that effect.

  E. B. White

  Ideas, Wish, Theme

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• It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. And if the fool, or the pig, are of a different opinion, it is because they only know their own side of the question.

  John Stuart Mill

  Different, Fool, Sides

  John Stuart Mill, Jeremy Bentham, John Troyer (2003). “The Classical Utilitarians: Bentham and Mill”, p.102, Hackett Publishing

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• The pigs stuck out their little feet and snored.

  Elizabeth Bishop

  Feet, Littles, Stuck

  Elizabeth Bishop (2015). “Poems”, p.69, Macmillan

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• Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

  Andy Rooney

  Sausage, Littles, Buying

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• There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.

  Doug Stanhope

  Dainty

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• But I will place this carefully fed pig Within the crackling oven; and, I pray, What nicer dish can e'er be given to man.

  Aeschylus

  Men, Praying, Dishes

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• Pigs prefer to wallow in clean mud, but if nothing else is available, they will frequently wallow in their own urine, giving rise to the notion that they are dirty animals.

  Marvin Harris

  Dirty, Animal, Giving

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• Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

  Tim Allen

  Men, Comedy

  "It's a Man's World: 800 Jokes from the Guy's (Warped) Point of View". Book by Judy Brown, 2005.

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• An old philosopher said to Monsieur Coignard, a Reverend Father: 'You are a pig!' To which Abad Coignard answered: 'You flatter me, sir. But unfortunately, I'm only a man.'

  Anatole France

  Father, Animal, Men

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• Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Law, Machines, Sausage

  Ambrose Bierce (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Ambrose Bierce (Illustrated)”, p.2450, Delphi Classics

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• There are a lot of women who live with pot-bellied pigs.

  Catherine Zeta-Jones

  Women, Pot

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