My Wife Quotes - Page 27

• This is the bar your content has to clear on social: "Are you more interesting to me than my wife?"

  Jay Baer

  Interesting, Wife, Marketing

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• My wife Kimora once told me while we were watching "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" that it's a vegetarian movie because the way that the woman was screaming, "Aaaahhh," and trying to run away is how every animal you eat reacted at the slaughterhouse.

  Russell Simmons

  Running, Animal, Texas

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• My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy milk, which I greatly enjoy. A soy mocha's a fine thing.

  Willie Nelson

  Drinking, Wife, Soy Milk

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• I would be looking up from a pool of blood and hearing my wife ask 'How do I reload this thing'.

  Dick Armey

  America, Blood, Wife

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• The manic pursuit of success cost me everything I could love: my wife, my three children, some friends I would have liked to grow old with.

  Sammy Davis, Jr.

  Children, Wife, Three

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• I call upon my God to judge me, he knows that I love my friends and above all others my wife and children, the, oppinion of the world to contrary notwithstanding.

  Stand Watie

  Friends, Children, Wife

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• As much as I would miss my wife if she were to die, I would miss what we are together even more. Our "we-ness," our "us-ness."

  Carl Whitaker

  Marriage, Wife, Missing

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• The joys of my life are my granddaughters. They are beautiful. You don't have to believe me. You can ask my wife. She'll tell you.

  Dom DeLuise

  Beautiful, Believe, Wife

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• In my career I have had many wonderful things happen to me, many more than I ever dreamed would ever happen. But I would like for you young brethren especially to know that all that has happened to me in my chosen profession is a mere drop in the bucket compared to the truly important things in my life. The testimony of the gospel of Jesus Christ that I have, along with my wife and my family, are my most important possessions.

  LaVell Edwards

  Life, Dream, Jesus

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• Isn't it possible, he wondered, for one person to love another without trying to own each other? Or is that buried so deep in our genes that we can never get it out? Territoriality. My wife. My friend. My lover. My outrageous and annoying computer personality who's about to be shut off at the behest of a half-crazy girl with OCD on a planet that I never heard of and how will I live without [her] when she's gone?

  Orson Scott Card

  Love, Girl, Crazy

  Orson Scott Card (2011). “Xenocide: Book 3 of the Ender Saga”, p.228, Hachette UK

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• When a man declares to you: "I am sure of my wife," it means that he is sure of his wife. But when a woman declares to you: "I am sure of my husband," it nearly always means that she is sure of herself.

  Francis de Croisset

  Husband, Women, Mean

  "Our puppet show: from a dramatist's workshop".

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• When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
  My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

  Henny Youngman

  Husband, Men, Doors

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• I've got my wife. I've got my four kids. I've got parents, grandparents still, and three really good friends. It's all you need. I'd rather have three really good friends than 20 good friends.

  David Beckham

  Inspirational, Kids, Good Friend

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• Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot.

  Steve Coogan

  Funny, Yellow, Wife

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• I am a hopeless romantic and so is my wife.

  Nick Cannon

  Romantic, Wife, Hopeless

  "Taylor Swift, Nick Cannon and More Stars Share Their Valentine's Day Plans" by Jennifer Abbey, abcnews.go.com. February 14, 2013.

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• The reason I didn't fly over from Maui at their beck and call is my wife was about to have a baby at any time. Those guys knew that. These guys would not compromise and meet me halfway.

  Sammy Hagar

  Family, Baby, Wife

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• My wife is beautiful but she can't run anything.

  Arash

  Beautiful, Running, Wife

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• I may not have hands to hold my wife’s hands, but I don’t need hands to hold her heart. That’s what I’m gonna hold.

  Nick Vujicic

  Heart, Hands, Wife

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Here lies my wife: here let her lie! Now she's at rest, and so am I.

  John Dryden

  Sex, Lying, Wife

  John Dryden, Samuel Johnson (1822). “The Poems of John Dryden”

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• What am I grateful for? Aside from my own great life, you mean? I'm just grateful that my wife, and daughter, and dogs are all healthy.

  Richard Belzer

  Thanksgiving, Daughter, Dog

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• Speaking of birthdays, our firstborn [recently turned 2]. As parents sometimes fondly do, we reminisced a bit about his early days on earth-the excitement, the wonder, the fears when we brought him home. His every squeak or squawk we were sure heralded some terrible crisis; I tested the warmth of formulas from dusk to dawn, it seemed. We were so germ-conscious my wife even sterilized the skin of the oranges before squeezing them. How firstborns ever survive their parents' attentions is beyond me. However, they do, and he did, and, in spite of our efforts, he turned out to be quite a good guy.

  Malcolm Forbes

  Children, Home, Orange

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• Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I just ate a $380 hot dog.

  Tim Conway

  Dog, Home, Gambling

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• Once after Barefoot In the Park had been playing for about a week I went back to see it, watching the audience, which was just falling over laughing except for one guy sitting the aisle. I was transfixed. I said to myself, there seems to be no way to get to him. No one else would I watch except this one man. My wife joined me about 20 minutes later and asked me how it was going, and I said, terrible. I really meant it. There was no way to get to this man. It destroyed me.

  Simon Neil

  Fall, Men, Laughing

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• I'm no syllogism incarnate, but my wife makes me look like Immanuel Kant.

  Claudia Cardinale

  Philosophy, Wife, Looks

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• If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals in the lab, your wife will scratch your eyes out. My wife ferociously warned me against experimenting on her babies.

  Abraham Maslow

  Baby, Children, Home

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