My Wife Quotes - Page 21

• Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Love, Marriage, Thinking

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• I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the mother called back to say that shes just called up to say she was alright.

  Lee Kuan Yew

  Mother, Niece, Wife

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• I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

  William J. Clinton

  Funny, Marriage, Witty

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• My wife and I both made a list of 5 people we could sleep with...she read hers out and there were no surprises...1 George Clooney...2 Brad Pitt etc...I thought 'Ive got the better deal here'...1 Your sister

  Michael McIntyre

  Witty, Sleep, People

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• I never get bored of my wife. It's lovely.

  Alan Titchmarsh

  Wife, Bored, Lovely

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• Whatever I design, it has to please my eye. If I go to work on an office block, I'll draw the office that I want to walk into. If it's a piece of crystal, it must feel the way I want it to feel in my hand. If it's women's wear, it must be something I'd like to see my wife dressed in.

  John Rocha

  Fashion, Block, Eye

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• I find myself enjoying a deeper love than I ever imagined was possible in the form of my daughter and certainly in the union with my wife. It makes everything else, including work, which is one of the things I'm most passionate about, pale by comparison.

  Benjamin Bratt

  Mother, Daughter, Wife

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• I've always been shocked and waiting-for-the-other-shoe-to-drop that a girl would ever talk to me, let alone want to marry me. They always seem to hold the power to me, and from my mother to my wife to my daughter, every time I try to really figure them out, and think I've got them pegged, I pay for it.

  Andrew Stanton

  Girl, Daughter, Mother

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• In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there.

  Stephen Collins

  Mother, Running, Daughter

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• My daughter is very strong-willed and is a great kid. She doesn't drink. She doesn't smoke. She doesn't fold to peer pressure. I think how affectionate my wife and I have been with her over the years all plays into that. She realizes the more people she is exposed to that kids who have both parents around grow up to be much better people.

  Doug Flutie

  Daughter, Mother, Strong

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• My daughter lived with my wife being ill since she was 2.

  Titus Welliver

  Daughter, Mother, Wife

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• On 3 things in his bucket list: On my bucket list... Uhm, the question is totally catching me by surprise. Some more travel, spending quality time with my family and just getting the most I can out of my wife and daughter.

  Gabriel Macht

  Daughter, Mother, Wife

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• Well, my wife always says to me, and I think it's true, it's very difficult for us to understand the Elizabethan understanding and enjoyment and perception of form as it is to say... it would be for them to understand computers or going to the moon or something.

  Mark Rylance

  Moon, Thinking, Wife

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• What was the question? ...Oh. Where do I get my crazy ideas? Answer: sleep-fairy, walk-fairy, shower-fairy. Book-fairy. And in these last few years, from my wife. Now when I have questions I ask her and she tells me the answer. If you haven't already, I'd suggest you want to find your soulmate, as soon as you can. Next question?

  Richard Bach

  Soulmate, Crazy, Book

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• You bring life to my world you give me strength to go on
  And face life even when it seems all hopes gone
  Labeled my wife but you truly exceed the title
  You my future my happiness my heart my idol

  Fat Joe

  Song, Heart, Idols

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• The positions I played, every play, I was making contact, not like that Deion Sanders. He couldn't tackle my wife. He's back there dancing out there instead of hitting.

  Chuck Bednarik

  Football, Play, Nfl

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• A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

  Sam Ewing

  Dream, Night, Men

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• I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan.

  Corey Feldman

  Girl, Two, Wife

  "Interview: Corey Feldman picture". www.askmen.com.

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• With the exception of my wife and children, there's nothing I value more than my Oklahoma heritage.

  James Garner

  Children, Oklahoma, Wife

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• My wife and I are a team, and it's good for my work because I'm interested in working from a stable base.

  Tom Sizemore

  Team, Wife, Stable

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• Let’s just say it’s not a stereotype that Black women are less submissive and harder to deal with. Being around them Black women made me really miss my wife.

  Taye Diggs

  Wife, Missing, Black

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• I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible.

  David Boreanaz

  Wife, Faithful, Infidelity

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• We run into some pretty tough arguments sometimes, but the idea is that at the end of the day, my wife and I realize that we'll always be holding each other's hand. This is a lifelong relationship, and after 12 years she hasn't gotten rid of me yet

  Kyle Chandler

  Running, Hands, Years

  Interview with Kate Coyne, www.goodhousekeeping.com. January 25, 2008.

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• I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer with the airplane. and there was a silence on the other end of the line followed by.. OH MY GOD.! were you on the ground? I said nope, santa was makin one last run.

  Bill Engvall

  Funny, Running, Baby

  FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Jan 15, 2013

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• Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

  Red Skelton

  Letting Go, Hands, Wife

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