My Wife Quotes - Page 20

• I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.

  Walter Matthau

  Funny Relationship, Wife, Mind

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• I don't sleep much. I'm on the go. My mind is racing. My wife says my mind is like the rolling dials on a slot machine. So, yeah, I think about everything.

  Bill Walton

  Motivational, Basketball, Sleep

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• The worst moment from all of this was driving from that doctor's office, to tell my wife that I was HIV positive.

  Magic Johnson

  Basketball, Doctors, Worst Moments

  "Magic Johnson pushes HIV awareness". Interview with Dr. Sanjay Gupta, www.cnn.com. November 24, 2004.

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• My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness.

  Dave Barry

  Funny Christmas, Giving, Wife

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• Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

  Bill Cosby

  Love, Relationship, Husband

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• My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!

  Eddie Murphy

  Money, Wife, Making Love

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• I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Friendship, Humor

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• If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!

  Winston Churchill

  Wife, Poison, Ifs

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• This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Reading, Book

  Groucho Marx (2008). “Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover”, p.5, Da Capo Press

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• I want to be with my best friend. My best friend, my wife. Who could ask for anything more?

  John Lennon

  Relationship, Wife, My Best Friend

  "Lennon On Lennon: Conversations With John Lennon".

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• My mother was given to a typical question: "We have always done this. Why should we do anything else?" But my wife's typical question was "We have always done this. Why don't we do it another way or, better still, why not do something else?"

  John D. Rockefeller

  Mother, Wife, Typical

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• Upon the decease [of] my wife, it is my Will and desire th[at] all the Slaves which I hold in [my] own right, shall receive their free[dom] . . . . The Negroes thus bound, are (by their Masters or Mistresses) to be taught to read and write; and to be brought up to some useful occupation, agreeably to the Laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, providing for the support of Orphan and other poor Children. And I do hereby expressly forbid the Sale, or transportation out of the said Commonwealth, of any Slave I may die possessed of, under any pretence whatsoever.

  George Washington

  Children, Writing, Law

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• All I know is that once you have children, you put them before anything you're feeling or going through. Today, my daughter walked into the room and I said, 'I love you, baby,' and she said, 'Well, I don't like you,' and I said to my wife, 'The meaner she is to me, the more I love her.'

  Jeremy Sisto

  Daughter, Mother, Baby

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• As part of my relationship with my wife and my daughter, and we share everything and talk about everything.

  Boris Kodjoe

  Daughter, Mother, Wife

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• I hate shaving. It's much easier to just do a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I'm clean-shaven. If you see me with a clean face, then you know I'm in the kissing mode!

  Patrick Dempsey

  Daughter, Mother, Hate

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• Last week I was in London at an awards show, then I flew home and was in an RV park with my wife and kids in our motorhome, this week I'm in NY doing a charity event, and tomorrow I'll be coaching my daughters soccer practice. I guess the range of roles I play on film stem from the range of roles I play in real life.

  Peter Facinelli

  Soccer, Daughter, Mother

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• My wife and daughters work. My campaign manager in 2005 was a working mother. I appointed 5 women to my senior staff as Attorney General.

  Bob McDonnell

  Senior, Daughter, Mother

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• My wife has brought great beauty into my life. And my daughter has brought me nothing but joy. Those qualities were greatly lacking.

  Christopher Meloni

  Daughter, Mother, Wife

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• My wife of 57 years was buried today beside our son, who died in 1941 as a result of a truck accident when he was hitchhiking to take a job. She has longed for him all these years, and now she is with him. I know they are embraced in happiness.

  Terry Kay

  Jobs, Son, Grieving

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• I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.

  Mike Greenwell

  Funny, Stupid, Wife

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• My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.

  Max Miller

  Marriage, Goodbye, Wedding

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• We are given two of most of our body parts, either opposites or similarities, but not the tongue; except for my wife's which is forked.

  Kyle Bradley

  Opposites, Two, Wife

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• My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything... like stray cats and squirrels.

  Eric Roberts

  Travel, Fun, Cat

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• To deny an entire group of people the ability to be legal couples is anti-American and anti-freedom. As a devoted husband and father of two, I can't imagine the state of Minnesota not recognizing my love for my wife Isabelle. We would welcome and respect the equal rights for gays to experience the same joy and privileges of marriage that we do.

  Chris Kluwe

  Couple, Husband, Father

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• Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.

  Joseph Cook

  Wife, Relation

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