Married Quotes - Page 31

• You've got to keep close to your spouse I think, which is a very hard thing to do in America, with everything always pulling you away. I would advise all married people to spend two hours talking to each other. That's my moral for the day.

  Robert M. Pirsig

  Thinking, Two, America

  "Zen and the art of Robert Pirsig". Interview with Tim Adams, www.theguardian.com. November 18, 2006.

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• If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.

  Joan Rivers

  Horse, Believe, Two

  Source: www.timeout.com

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• Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids.

  Chris Rock

  Kids, Giving, Wife

  Source: www.vanityfair.com

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• The most we can hope for is strong marriages. Married women vote Republican; single women vote Democratic.

  Ann Coulter

  Strong, Vote, Republican

  "Ann Coulter: The "Never Trust a Liberal over 3" Interview". Interview with Kam Williams, m.thetimesweekly.com. November 20, 2013.

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• Married women vote Republican; single women vote Democratic. That's why liberals promote policies to break up families. Every social malady is a victory for the left. A couple gets divorced and liberals say, "Yay! Another Democratic voter!" A child is born out of wedlock and liberals say, "Yay! Another Democratic voter!" A person gets addicted to drugs and liberals say, "Yay! Another Democratic voter!"

  Ann Coulter

  Children, Couple, Drug

  "Ann Coulter: The "Never Trust a Liberal over 3" Interview". Interview with Kam Williams, m.thetimesweekly.com. November 20, 2013.

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• Motherhood is so honorable a thing that nothing - no convention - can possibly make it dishonorable; and from the standpoint of the right of the child . . . the unmarried mother should be granted by society the same reverence and regard as the married mother.

  Ben Lindsey

  Mother, Children, Granted

  Source: articles.latimes.com

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• Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.

  Joan Rivers

  Gay, Cost, Fortune

  Source: www.cnn.com

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• The fact that I haven't been married might qualify me as belonging in the nutty category to a lot of women.

  Thomas Haden Church

  Might, Facts, Categories

  "Church's Doctrine". Interview with Andrew Goldman, www.elle.com. May 23, 2007.

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• If I'm not the sexiest man alive, explain why so many women married me.

  Terry Bradshaw

  Men, Alive, Sexiest

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• I don't like guys my age because they are normally either married or divorced and grumpy, fat and balding.

  Madonna Ciccone

  Guy, Age, Grumpy

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• I will get married when I build a house in Banana Island

  Ice Prince

  Islands, House, Bananas

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• Apparently 26 years ago, Arnold gave an interview to Oui magazine about his sex life. The good news is that Arnold is married to Maria Shriver and now that he's had a sex scandal, the Kennedy family has finally accepted him.

  Jay Leno

  Sex, Kennedy Family, Years

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• In Venezuela, which doesnt have thousands of prestige universities like the U.S., people usually stay at home while attending to college. After they graduate, they move for a job or get married.

  Juan Pablo Galavis

  Jobs, Moving, Home

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• I want to wait to have sex until I'm married. I do. I want to wait, but it's hard. I just want to live my life.

  Britney Spears

  Sex, Waiting, Want

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Im married, so I tend not to hit on every girl.

  Simon Helberg

  Girl, Every Girl

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• If you get bored with the person you married for love,
  there's something wrong with you - not with that person.

  Shahrukh Khan

  Bored, Persons, Ifs

  "I love Salman so much: SRK". Interview with Malavika Sangghvi, timesofindia.indiatimes.com. January 2, 2005.

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• Im married to my job. Im obsessed with my work, and I run myself into the ground every single day. Unfortunately, a lot of other pursuits have to take a back seat.

  Robert Kazinsky

  Running, Jobs, Obsessed

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• You have to be with the right person. Its so much more important to meet the right person, whether youre married or not, than it is to get married and get a divorce.

  Joanna Garcia

  Divorce, Important, Persons

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• Im married to a white man, and then my daughter came out looking like the whitest white child with blonde hair and blue eyes. And Im like, Omigosh, now what am I going to do? She has my moms features and is lighter than my husband. And my boy is browner than I am. Brown eyes and really tan.

  Karyn Parsons

  Mom, Daughter, Children

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• That one thing you do give up when you get married is that magic moment of meeting someone, and the sparks and the spontaneity.

  Katie Aselton

  Giving Up, Magic Moments, Meeting Someone

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Such debates [about the nature of Scripture], in my view, distract attention from the real point of what the Bible is there for. Squabbling over particular definitions of the qualities of the Bible is like a married couple squabbling over which of them loves the children more, when they should be getting on with bringing them up and setting them a good example. The Bible is there to enable God's people to be equipped to do God's work in God's world, not to give them an excuse to sit back smugly, knowing they possess all God's truth.

  N. T. Wright

  Couple, Children, Real

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• Being married to a psychologist, I realize that I learn more from imperfections.

  Patricia MacLachlan

  Imperfection, Realizing, Psychologist

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• [When her husband said her earnings as a married woman belonged to him:] I cannot persuade myself that that which I invent - create, in fact - can belong to anyone but myself! I wish that women could be dealt with, not mercifully, not compassionately, nor affectionately, but justly; it would be so much better - for the men.

  Fanny Kemble

  Husband, Men, Wish

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• It's bad enough when married people bore one another, but it's much worse when only one of them bores the other.

  Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

  People, Enough, Bores

  Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach (1994). “Aphorisms”, Ariadne Press (CA)

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• There is a self-evident axiom, that she who is born a beauty is half married.

  Ouida

  Beauty, Self, Half

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