Marriage Quotes - Page 37

• I've been married three times - and each time I married the right person.

  Margaret Mead

  Time, Three, Married

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• We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

  Mort Sahl

  Children, Broken, Wells

  Mort Sahl (1976). “Heartland”, New York : Harcourt Brace Jovanovich

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• I married beneath me. All women do.

  Nancy Astor

  Women, Divorce, Married

  Quoted in Dictionary of National Biography 1961 - 1970 (1981)

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• Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like a horse and carriage. This I tell ya, brother, you can't have one without the other.

  Frank Sinatra

  Love, Brother, Horse

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• Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole.

  John Mortimer

  Guilty, Parole, Pleading

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• It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure.

  Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel

  Successful, Two, Success Failure

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• For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

  Ray Romano

  Funny, Kings, Successful

  Ray Romano (1999). “Everything and a Kite”

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• Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

  Woody Allen

  Two, Inertia, Thirds

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• If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.

  Marty Allen

  Girl, Horse, Men

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• There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.

  Helen Rowland

  Humorous, Food, Men

  Helen Rowland (2017). “A Guide to Men: Being Encore Reflections of a Bachelor Girl”, p.22, Litres

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• The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.

  Alfred Hitchcock

  Husband, Wife, Ideals

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• Marriage: that I call the will of two to create the one who is more than those who created it.

  Friedrich Nietzsche

  Love, Two, Sentimental

  Friedrich Nietzsche, Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (2003). “Thus Spake Zarathustra”, p.53, Algora Publishing

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• When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place

  Helen Gahagan Douglas

  Love And Marriage, Earth

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• The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.

  A. P. Herbert

  Time, Breakfast, Periods

  Uncommon Law (1935) "Is Marriage Lawful?"

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• Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip.

  Roger Ebert

  Inspirational, Men, Three

  Roger Ebert (2004). “Roger Ebert's Movie Yearbook 2005”, p.374, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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  Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

  Johnny Carson

  Inspirational, Wedding, Men

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.

  John Lyly

  Love, Wedding, Heaven

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• I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years - Rudy Giuliani
  Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
  1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
  2. Whenever you're right, shut up

  Shaquille O'Neal

  Years, Two, Worry

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• First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring... soon after... comes Suffer...ring!

  Jay Leno

  Promise, Suffering, Firsts

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• The curse which lies upon marriage is that too often the individuals are joined in their weakness rather than in their strength -each asking from the other instead of finding pleasure in giving. It is even more deceptive to dream of gaining through the child a plenitude, a warmth, a value, which one is unable to create for oneself; the child brings joy only to the woman who is capable of disinterestedly desiring the happiness of another, to one who without being wrapped up in self seeks to transcend her own existence.

  Simone de Beauvoir

  Dream, Children, War

  "The Second Sex". Book by Simone de Beauvoir, translated by H. M. Parshley. Book 2, Part 5, Chapter 2: "The Mother", p. 522, 1972.

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• Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all the time. When we're home, it's not like we walk around all dolled up going, We are celebrities! We are famous! I change diapers. I clean up dog doo.

  Bruce Willis

  Dog, Home, Garden

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• For me it's also - the music is equally as important. I mean I think as somebody who writes music, there just has to sort of be the marriage between both.

  Katey Sagal

  Writing, Mean, Thinking

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• I have to be asked, I guess, but I love the idea of marriage. I think it's beautiful. I'm such a romantic, and I always have been.

  Portia de Rossi

  Beautiful, Thinking, Ideas

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I don't believe in marriage. It's bloody impractical. 'To love, honor, and obey.' If it weren't, you wouldn't have to sign a contract.

  Katharine Hepburn

  Believe, Honor, Contracts

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• I believe wholeheartedly in marriage. I don't exclusively mean a marriage with a legal contract, but any relationship that constitutes a marriage because of the quality of their relationship.

  Helen Reddy

  Believe, Mean, Quality

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