John Mortimer Quotes

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• There is always time for failure

  John Mortimer

  John Mortimer (2010). “CLINGING TO THE WRECKAGE”, p.272, Penguin UK

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• I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.

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  Years, Worry, Three

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• No brilliance is needed in the law. Nothing but common sense, and relatively clean finger nails.

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  Law, Common Sense, Nails

  A Voyage Round My Father act 1 (1971)

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• We don't know much about the human conscience, except that it is soluble in alcohol.

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  Alcohol, Humans, Knows

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• Dying is a matter of slapstick and pratfalls. The ageing process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over and runs off laughing. No one should grow old who isn't ready to appear ridiculous.

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  Running, Laughing, Dying

  John Mortimer (2000). “The Summer of a Dormouse”

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• Like childhood, old age is irresponsible, reckless, and foolhardy. Children and old people have everything to gain and nothing much to lose. It's middle-age which is cursed by the desperate need to cling to some finger-hold halfway up the mountain, to conform, not to cause trouble, to behave well.

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  Children, People, Childhood

  John Mortimer (1995). “Murderers and Other Friends: Another Part of Life”

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• The greatest horrors of our world are committed by people who are totally sincere.

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  Our World, People, Horror

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• The secret of good health and happiness is to have rather small illnesses throughout your life which you can rely on to stop you doing anything you don't want to do.

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  Life, Advice, Secret

  "In the Pina Colada zone" by Kathryn Flett, www.theguardian.com. August 7, 2004.

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• Never believe a rumour until you hear it officially denied.

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  Believe, Belief, Rumours

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• I don't think you ever feel a success really because everything could always be done better than you've done it.

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  Success, Thinking, Done

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• Hell must be a place where you are only allowed to read what you agree with.

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  Hell, Where You Are, Agree

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• I found criminal clients easy and matrimonial clients hard. Matrimonial clients hate each other so much and use their children to hurt each other in beastly ways. Murderers have usually killed the one person in the world that was bugging them and they're usually quite peaceful and agreeable.

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  Hurt, Children, Hate

  "Rumpole creator Mortimer dies at 85" by Sam Marsden and Chris Moncrieff, www.independent.co.uk. January 16, 2009.

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• When... I told my father I wanted to be a writer, he had asked me to consider my unfortunate wife, who would have me about the house all day 'wearing a dressing gown, brewing tea and stumped for words'.

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  Father, Wife, House

  John Mortimer (1995). “Murderers and Other Friends: Another Part of Life”

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• No power on earth, however, can abolish the merciless class distinction between those who are physically desirable and the lonely, pallid, spotted, silent, unfancied majority.

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  Beauty, Lonely, Class

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• Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the benefits of a wheelchair in airports and its disadvantages at cocktail parties, giving the user what he described as a child's-eye view of the party and a crotch-level view of the guests. Dying is a matter of slapstick and pratfalls. The aging process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over and runs off laughing. No one should grow old who isn't ready to appear ridiculous.

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  Running, Children, Party

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• What obsesses a writer starting out on a lifetime's work is the panic-stricken search for a voice of his own.

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  Voice, Starting Out, Panic

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• The law seems like a sort of maze through which a client must be led to safety, a collection of reefs, rocks, and underwater hazards through which he or she must be piloted.

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  Rocks, Law, Safety

  'Clinging to the Wreckage' (1982) ch. 7

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• Check-ups are, in my experience, a grave mistake; all they do is allow the quack of your choice to tell you that you have some sort of complaint that you were far happier not knowing about.

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  Mistake, Knowing, Choices

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• People will go to endless trouble to divorce one person and then marry someone who is exactly the same, except probably a bit poorer and a bit nastier. I don't think anybody learns anything.

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  Divorce, Thinking, People

  "Rumpole creator Mortimer dies at 85" by Sam Marsden and Chris Moncrieff, January 16, 2009.

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• I had inherited what my father called the art of the advocate, or the irritating habit of looking for the flaw in any argument.

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  Art, Father, Luck

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• Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole.

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  Marriage, Guilty, Parole

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• Loyalty to the school to which your parents pay to send you seemed to me like feeling loyalty to Selfridges.

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  Loyalty, School, Parent

  John Mortimer (2010). “CLINGING TO THE WRECKAGE”, p.40, Penguin UK

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• The people look forbidding, solemn, marked by that impossible ideal, Communism, which, like Christianity, seemed to demand too much of humanity and, falling into the wrong hands, led too easily to horrible brutality.

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  Fall, Hands, People

  John Mortimer (1994). “Murderers and Other Friends: Another Part of Life”, Viking Press

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• Rumpole, you must move with the times." "If I don't like the way the times are moving, I shall refuse to accompany them.

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  Moving, Way, Accompany

  John Mortimer (2007). “Rumpole Misbehaves”, p.68, Penguin

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• Murderers have usually killed the one person in the world that was bugging them and they're usually quite peaceful and agreeable.

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  Peaceful, World, Murderer

  "Rumpole creator Mortimer dies at 85" by Sam Marsden and Chris Moncrieff, www.independent.co.uk. January 16, 2009.

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