Legs Quotes - Page 36

• I think all gay guys should get married. I think they should have to get married. They should have to adopt kids because, actually, I'm getting tired of their happy-go-lucky lifestyle. I've had it with them being all happy and in shape. I could look good in denim short shorts and combat boots, too, if I had all day to do leg presses at the gym.

  Greg Giraldo

  Tired, Kids, Gay

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• Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs.

  Doug Benson

  Zero, Cat, Two

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• Whats the worst that could happen?! The worst that could happen is he could cut off your legs and use them to make stilts that look like legs!

  Aziz Ansari

  Cutting, Looks, Use

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• When do we put on the lingerie? Always at the beginning of the relationship - first couple of months, strutting around the bedroom wearing a teddy. Yeah, six months later, you've stopped shaving your legs and you look like a teddy.

  Carol Leifer

  Couple, Six Months, Looks

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• If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Looks, Veins, Maps

  "Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road". TV Special, www.imdb.com. 2006.

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• There's a few tired limbs in the blue legs.

  Ron Atkinson

  Tired, Blue, England

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• My life and my legs have been an open book.

  Chelsea Handler

  Book, Open Book, Has Beens

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• I would always choose the script. You get more creative control that way. But, when you're in a situation like this, where everyone is really funny and you really want to do it, that's the chance of a lifetime, so you want to do it. But, a script has longer legs than a performance and, in the end, is more satisfying. It's harder, but it's more satisfying.

  Justin Theroux

  Creative, Want, Way

  Source: collider.com

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• There were basically three themes. One was the sun theme which is the guitar when he'd get sun on his leg and it comes again in the end. And there's of course the lullaby which Dido sang, "If I Rise." And then there's this driving guitar which is the motivation theme.

  A. R. Rahman

  Motivation, Guitar, Three

  Source: collider.com

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• I met this girl who had a huge scar on her leg from a car accident. She was talking about how, after it first happened, she would always wear long pants and cover it up. But, as she started to grow into it, she decided that that's just her now. It's just a part of who she is. She wears skirts and she shows it off now.

  Tinsel Korey

  Girl, Talking, Long

  Source: collider.com

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• If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.

  Jay Mohr

  Waitress, Gratuity, Kicks

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• My husband was getting his sea legs-rereading Joseph Conrad with a side order of C S Forester.

  Enid Nemy

  Husband, Order, Sea

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• It should be a law. Everybody should legally own a gun. In fact, if you're caught outside your house without your gun, you get a ticket. And you get shot in the leg. Just to prove my point.

  Christopher Titus

  Gun, Law, House

  "Titus", www.imdb.com. 2000-2002.

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• When I was seven, I broke my leg playing soccer. Just to feel something.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Soccer, Seven, Broke

  Twitter post from Sep 08, 2010

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• Fortunately I am a mentally strong person and believe I will learn from the experience and continue to improve as a player and person because of it. 
  (on breaking his leg)

  Michael Owen

  Strong, Believe, Player

  "Owen defuses 'midget' row", www.theguardian.com. March 31, 2005.

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• When Neil played for me, he ran his legs off. 
  (on Neil Lennon)

  Lawrie McMenemy

  England, Lennon, Ran

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• The most successful stuff is sold to you as indispensable social information. The message in the music is, 'We are terribly, terribly slick and suave, and if you listen to us, you can probably get a leg up in society, too.'

  Iggy Pop

  Successful, Suave, Information

  "Personal Quotes/Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• Judah Friedlander, I'm ok with you being the world champion for a few years more. That's a hook with legs. But I think he should make one more hat, that says 'there's a limit to how funny words on a hat can be'. And then move to a chapeau.

  Andy Kindler

  Moving, Thinking, Years

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• Sharks attack surfers because they look like a seal. Apparently, when you're layng on your board and you have your arms and legs hanging off, from underneath you look like a seal. So I just got a picture of a seal and put a red line through it and put it underneath my board.

  Henry Cho

  Sharks, Red, Boards

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• Everybody's angry with me because, apparently, I outed my cousin during an argument over a turkey leg. My cousin goes, 'You had the last leg.' I was like, 'You're gay.

  Dov Davidoff

  Cousin, Gay, Turkeys

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• I remember on Thanksgiving all the kids wanted the drumstick. There were four of us then. Well, today you can go into the supermarket and get 12 drumsticks. Years ago you couldn't do that. So I was sucking on the neck for two years. My mother told me it was the leg, and I believed it. I went to my father and said, Why is my leg always cockeyed? He said, The bird has arthritis.

  Pat Cooper

  Mother, Father, Kids

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• I think when you're photographing - when anybody's photographing another person in a private situation, it's a kind of a seduction but it's not always a sexual seduction... I feel like when Jack [Welpott] was doing it, it was a sexual seduction and when I was doing it, it was more of a psychological seduction in order to get them to cooperate with me... Not because I wanted them to spread their legs or... be, you know, Wanna sleep with me? , or whatever.

  Judy Dater

  Sleep, Thinking, Order

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• Everybody has asked the question, ... 'What shall we do with the Negro?' I have had but one answer from the beginning. Do nothing with us! You're doing with us has already played the mischief with us. Do nothing with us! If the apples will not remain on the tree of their own strength, ... let them fall! I am not for tying or fastening them on the tree in any way, except by nature's plan, and if they will not stay there, let them fall. And if the Negro cannot stand on his own legs, let him fall also.

  Frederick Douglass

  Fall, Apples, Tree

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• God gave us cats so that we would have an example of how we treat Him-mainly that we totally ignore Him as we go about our lives, but when we want something we will start to purr and figuratively rub ourselves against His legs to gain His attention for our wants.

  Jeff Miller

  Cat, Want Something, Gains

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• God wants to see human beings, not ghosts who shun the world. . . . Our marriage must be a 'yes' to God's earth. It must strengthen our resolve to do and accomplish something on earth. I fear that Christians who venture to stand on earth on only one leg will stand in heaven on only one leg too.

  Dietrich Bonhoeffer

  Christian, Heaven, World

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