Waitress Quotes

• If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.

  Al McGuire

  Basketball, Dirty, Ankles

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• I'd much rather have sat there and just been a fly on the wall, instead of having to smile at people. I'd rather have been a waitress. Just gone round and stared at people.

  Jennifer Saunders

  Smile, Wall, People

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I wasn't a good waitress, but I was told that I was very nice and charming, so people liked me anyway.

  Jennifer Aniston

  Nice, People, Charming

  "Jennifer Aniston Talks Waitress Struggles, Interior Decorating". Marie Claire Interview, www.huffingtonpost.com. June 14, 2011.

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• When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

  Yogi Berra

  Funny, Food, Cutting

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• I get heartfelt thanks from all kinds of people. Today I heard from a waitress in Georgia who has lost her job and is trying to figure out how her local bank can change the terms on her credit card, and I heard from a physicist at a major research university who wants to explain a better theory of financial stress tests.

  Elizabeth Warren

  Jobs, Stress, People

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• I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread.

  Gareth Gates

  Meals, Needs, Pay

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• Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

  Andy Rooney

  Women, Smart, Pigs

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• I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

  Bruce McCulloch

  Fun, Bad Day, Thinking

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• All the beautiful waitresses existed like eternal responsibilities.

  Spalding Gray

  Beautiful, Responsibility, Eternal

  Spalding Gray (2011). “The Journals of Spalding Gray”, p.108, Vintage

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• Dear Baby, I hope someday somebody wants to hold you for 20 minutes straight and that's all they do. They don't pull away. They don't look at your face. They don't try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms and hold on tight, without an ounce of selfishness to it.

  Keri Russell

  Baby, Kissing, Trying

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• I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you.

  Jessica Lange

  Fine, Damn, Let Me

  "Jessica Lange Says Don't Come Knocking". Interview With Julian Roman, movieweb.com. March 20, 2006.

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• I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress... I got lost on the subway.

  Piper Perabo

  Subway, Lost

  Interview with Lori Blackman, www.cnn.com. August 9, 2000.

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• I'd gone into that restaurant and sat down and the waitress had taken my order and everybody else had seen me with this what must have looked like this creature, this animal, sitting on the top of my head!

  Derek Jacobi

  Taken, Animal, Order

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• A movie of mine is going to be released in Japan next year. I play a waitress who's a really regular girl in this movie. The English title isn't decided yet, but in Japanese it's I'll Get on the A Train Sometime.

  Chiaki Kuriyama

  Girl, Japan, Years

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• I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.

  Jane Siberry

  Waiter, Ifs

  Song: The Waitress, Album: No Borders Here

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• I mean, its hard to be an actor in the city - trying to make it as an actor - because you waitress all night, you get home really late and you're super tired and your feet hurt.

  Piper Perabo

  Mean Girls, Hurt, Home

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• I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

  Lisa Kudrow

  Stupid, Mad, Dumb

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• My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks, so not too glamorous.

  Shaun White

  Mom, Dad, Cities

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• I was very poor and I was a waitress, and it's hard to be a poor waitress in New York.

  Kristin Davis

  New York, Poor, Hard

  "Charlotte's web" by Barbara Ellen, www.theguardian.com. February 9, 2002.

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• The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.

  John Lennon

  Cab Drivers, Pieces, Want

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• Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

  Yogi Berra

  Cutting, Thinking, Eight

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• Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

  Andy Rooney

  Pigs, Sausage, Littles

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• I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating.

  Leonardo DiCaprio

  Girl, Mean, Good Friend

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• I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.

  Amy Sedaris

  Depressing, Ideas, Going Out

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• Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.

  Yogi Berra

  Food, Cutting, Thinking

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