Last Night Quotes - Page 6

• Last night's vice presidential debate between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin drew much higher ratings than the presidential debate. Did you know that? Yeah. Yeah, Biden attracted viewers who enjoyed his previous debate appearances, and Palin attracted viewers who enjoyed the movie 'Fargo.'

  Conan O'Brien

  Night, Presidential, Biden

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• McCain was introduced at the convention last night by his wife -- I won't say 'trophy wife' -- but she did $300,000 worth of clothes and jewelry on, no matter to the party of the little guy. But Cindy McCain talked about how his character, honor and integrity made him the exact kind of married man she was looking to pick up at a bar.

  Bill Maher

  Integrity, Party, Character

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• Last night, John McCain said that under the Democratic health care plan, a bureaucrat would stand between you and your doctor, as opposed to the Republican health care plan, where an accountant would stand between you and your health care.

  Jay Leno

  Night, Doctors, Care

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• Donald Trump does represent a smashup of Washington D.C. He represents a total leveling of everything that people are angry about. And he has Ivanka [Trump]. And I must say, she was there last night, and she is the generational bridge that he needs, because Marco Rubio, the "children of Reagan" line is a good line.

  Hugh Hewitt

  Children, Night, Bridges

  Source: www.nbcnews.com

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• I've been away from my two daughters at a very important time in their life.'I have missed most of Girl Scout cookie season.Last night Zahra, my youngest called me up and said :"Daddy how come we never sell the most cookies? How come Mrs. Dunn wins every year?"'

  Chris Rock

  Girl, Daughter, Winning

  Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

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• Let me tell you something, last night in the debate, during one of the breaks, two of the breaks, Donald Trump went backstage... He asked for a full length mirror. I don't know why because the podium goes up to here. He wanted a full length mirror. Maybe to make sure his pants weren't wet. I don't know.

  Marco Rubio

  Night, Mirrors, Two

  Source: www.msnbc.com

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• [Donald Trump twitts] "Lightweight Marco Rubio was working hard last night." This is true. "The problem is he's chalker and once a chalker, always a choker," I guess that's what he meant to say. He spelled choker, c-h-o-k-e-r.

  Marco Rubio

  Night, Lasts, Problem

  Source: www.msnbc.com

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• Trump University is just one of the many lines of attack that were opened up last night, giving a preview of what`s to come in the general if [Donald] Trump is indeed the Republican nominee.

  Chris Hayes

  Night, Giving, Lines

  Source: www.msnbc.com

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• Like last night I had a sequence with a gun and, to be honest, for me to be threatening with a gun and not be comical is quite hard.

  Phil Collins

  Gun, Night, Lasts

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• Last night I let the party get the best of me.

  Wiz Khalifa

  Party, Night, Lasts

  Song: No Sleep, Album: Rolling Papers, 2011

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• Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.

  Johnny Carson

  New York, Night, Lasts

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• Don't start your day with broken pieces of the past. Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours.

  Zig Ziglar

  Past, Night, Yesterday

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• A fan is always an outsider. Most sportswriters are not, by this definition, fans. They capitalize on access to athletes. They spoke to Kobe last night, and Kobe says his finger is going to be fine. They spent three days fly-fishing with Brett Favre in March, and Brett says he's definitely coming back for another season.

  Malcolm Gladwell

  Athlete, Night, Fishing

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• Last night, I had that dream again. I dreamt I had to take a test, in a Dairy Queen, on another planet.

  Laurie Anderson

  Dream, Queens, Night

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• It would be so much better if the critics would come, not on first nights, but on last nights, when they could exercise their undoubted flair for funeral orations.

  Orson Welles

  Exercise, Night, Funeral

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• Last night was Super Tuesday - a 10-state GOP Primary orgy. A big, sweaty pile of lever-yankin Republican voters. And like most orgies, it involves a bunch of middle aged guys who are not appealing to women.

  Stephen Colbert

  Night, Tuesday, Guy

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• Last night the Taliban offered to release eight Westerners if the U.S. promised not to attack. The State Department declined but thanked the Taliban for the offer, saying it really felt good to laugh again.

  Tina Fey

  Night, Eight, Laughing

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• I went out with a girl last night. She wasn't a Lana Turner. She was more of a stomach turner.

  Henny Youngman

  Girl, Night, Lasts

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• When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.

  Demetri Martin

  Night, Stories, Lasts

  Twitter post from Aug 16, 2012

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• Last night, I went to a birthday party, and this girl brought a cake and a cheesecake. And the other girls that lived in the apartment, I swear to God, all night long: 'You're taking that cake with you when you go. That cake's not staying in this house.' Like it's this evil, Hope Diamond, nuclear, horrifying cursed thing.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Girl, Party, Night

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• I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.

  Doug Stanhope

  Night, Men, Thinking

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• Nowadays people think that history is what was on TV last night.

  Michael Dibdin

  Night, Thinking, People

  Michael Dibdin (2008). “Medusa”, p.199, Faber & Faber

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• You can have 100 people tell you how beautiful you look, and one person will say, "God, did you sleep last night?" Not even "You're ugly," but "Did you sleep?" and you're all of a sudden like, "What?!" And the whole day that's what you'll remember.

  Khloe Kardashian

  Beautiful, Sleep, Night

  "From Porn to Working Out, Khloé Kardashian Thinks You Should Be 'Doing Things That Make You Happy'". Interview with Samantha Leal, www.marieclaire.com. March 4, 2016.

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• If that had been my last show last night, you'd be talking to the new guy, asking the same questions that I got.

  David Mandel

  Night, Talking, Guy

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I mentioned Ellen Page on Twitter in a tweet. It was like, "I met Ellen Page last night and she's so beautiful and lovely!" So then we started talking.

  Evan Rachel Wood

  Beautiful, Night, Talking

  Source: www.denofgeek.com

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