Biden Quotes

• Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes, we do in one regard. We want to let that trillion dollar tax cut expire so the middle class doesn't have to bear the burden of all that money going to the super-wealthy. That's not a tax raise. That's called fairness where I come from.

  Joe Biden

  Cutting, Class, Dollars

  "CBS Uncritically Promotes Obama Campaign's Attack Hinting Romney is 'Less than Truthful'". Interview with Nancy Cordes, www.newsbusters.org. October 5, 2012.

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• Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes we do.

  Joe Biden

  Dollars, Want, Taxes

  "CBS Uncritically Promotes Obama Campaign's Attack Hinting Romney is 'Less than Truthful'". Interview with Matthew Balan, www.newsbusters.org. October 5, 2012.

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• At the end of the day, the only things that are shovel ready around here are the words coming out of Barack Obama and Joe Biden's mouth.

  Reince Priebus

  The End Of The Day, Mouths, Coming Out

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• Senator Joe Biden is pretty clean and articulate for a white guy.

  Barack Obama

  White, Guy, Clean

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• Joe Biden went to Brazil in an effort to try and repair America's relationship with their government. Biden said, 'It's great to be here in the Amazon. I've always wanted to see where all the books come from.'

  Jimmy Fallon

  Book, Government, America

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• President Clinton and President Obama played a round of golf over the weekend. President Clinton asked Obama what his handicap was, and Obama said, 'Joe Biden.'

  Jay Leno

  Golf, Weekend, President

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• Remarkably, [Sen. Dianne] Feinstein was reading her statement. So her mare's-nest of inapposite words and unclear thoughts cannot be excused as symptoms of Biden's Disease, that form of logorrhea that causes victims, such as Sen. Joe Biden, to become lost on the syntactical back roads of their extemporaneous rhetoric.

  George Will

  Reading, Disease, Nests

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• Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question: 'Who was raising that question?'

  Jimmy Fallon

  Running, Yesterday, Cnn

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• Actually, Joe Biden looked pretty good. In fact, Joe's popularity has gone from 1% to 2% last week to 3% today. At this rate, he could win the nomination by the year 2032.

  Jay Leno

  Winning, Years, Gone

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• Joe Biden will speak to the nation's largest gay rights group during a human rights convention on Friday. Then on Saturday, he is scheduled to speak to them again to apologize for whatever he said in Friday's speech.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Friday, Gay, Rights

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• Well, Joe Biden has done it again. He showed up at the White House Passover Seder with a bunch of ham sandwiches.

  Jay Leno

  White, House, Sandwiches

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• I have a soft spot for Joe Biden. I like him. But he’s dumb as an ashtray.

  Roger Ailes

  Dumb, Spots, Ashtrays

  "Roger Ailes: Obama Is ‘Lazy,’ Biden ‘Dumb As an Ashtray’" by Bill Hoffmann, www.newsmax.com. March 6, 2013.

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• With two years till the nomination, both [Joe] Biden and [Hillary] Clinton are positioning themselves to be the Democratic nominee. And are they stressing their experience, their ideas, their excellent hair? No. They've been talking about their poverty.

  Peter Sagal

  Stress, Hair, Talking

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• Mitt Romney is predicting that as president, he will create 12 million jobs in his first term. Well, President Obama says a Romney presidency would result in lost jobs. Yeah, his and Biden's.

  Jay Leno

  Jobs, President, Firsts

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• We got results that would not have been possible without a negotiating partner like Joe Biden.

  John McCain

  Results, Partners, Has Beens

  "Senators Deliver Farewell Tribute To Vice President Joe Biden". "All Things Considered" with Ari Shapiro, www.npr.org. December 7, 2016.

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• Joe Biden was spotted with a bruise on his face that was apparently caused by his dog. I guess they collided when they both went after the same tennis ball.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Dog, Tennis, Balls

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• A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' It's a lot better than the other one that women around the White House have started using - 'I'm hidin' from Biden.'

  Jimmy Fallon

  White, House, Groups

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• I think Joe Biden made correct decision for him and his family. Personally,I would rather run agianst Hillary [Clinton] because her record is so bad.

  Donald Trump

  Running, Thinking, Decision

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• Joe Biden would probably be running a Denny's if he wasn't Vice President.

  Bill Whittle

  Running, President, Vices

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• Joe Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972 at age 30. Somewhere around 1992, he should have had to go out and get a real job.

  Howie Carr

  Jobs, Real, Should Have

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• Shockingly, the Bidens donated under $1,000 to all charities combined every year for the ten years prior to 2008.

  Larry Sabato

  Years, Charity, Ten

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• I have good relationships with Hillary Clinton, Joseph Biden and especially Richard Holbrooke - he is my teacher. I learned a lot of great things from him.

  Mikhail Saakashvili

  Teacher, Good Relationship, Clinton

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• I was extremely excited personally about the Obama-Biden victory.

  Jay Carney

  Victory, Excited

  "Before Being Obama Flack, Jay Carney Claims He Was "Old-Fashioned Journalist" Who "Didn't Take Sides". "Late Show" with David Letterman, www.mrc.org. July 30, 2014.

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• I think that Joe Biden is qualified in many respects. But I do point out that he's been wrong on many foreign policy and national security issues, which is supposed to be his strength.

  John McCain

  Thinking, Issues, National Security

  John McCain at The Third Presidential Candidates Debate at Hofstra University at Hempstead, New York, www.nytimes.com. October 15, 2008.

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• It is galling to see such mendacious hypocrites as Kennedy and Biden at the Senate Judiciary Committee sitting in judgment on distinguished jurists.

  Conrad Black

  Hypocrite, Sitting, Judgment

  "The World According to Conrad Black". www.thestar.com. March 11, 2007.

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