When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
What is a home without children? Quiet.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music.
Kids are always honest, 'cause they don't think they're ever going to die.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Your kids require you most of all to love them for who they are, not to spend your whole time trying to correct them.
And it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us.
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
But kids don't stay with you if you do it right. It's the one job where, the better you are, the more surely you won't be needed in the long run.
There is no time so short as the time between when your kids stop wrecking your furniture and your grandchildren start.
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.
Don't ever put anything past kids. They will surprise you in the best ways.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
I hope my kids see imagination has power to change everything.
The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
If you want your children to improve, let them overhear the nice things you say about them to others.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
If the very old will remember, the very young will listen.
Kids need parents who love and support them unconditionally, full stop.
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