Idiot Quotes - Page 2

• If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.

  Horace Mann

  Believe, Years, Stories

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• In your lifetime, at what point do you stop being an idiot? I'm 24. Enough is enough!

  Ernests Gulbis

  Lifetime, Enough, Enough Is Enough

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• Blessed are the idiots, for they are happiest people on earth.

  Barry Hughart

  Blessed, People, Earth

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• Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.

  Karl Kraus

  Success, Education, Wise

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• In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Life, Graduation

  Mark Twain (2015). “Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend”, p.26, St. Martin's Press

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• Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.

  David Ogilvy

  Business, Trying, Jargon

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• Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded.

  Charlie Chaplin

  Men, Individuality, Wicked World

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• A man that extols himself is a fool and an idiot

  John Calvin

  Men, Fool

  John Calvin (2012). “John Calvin's Commentaries On St. Paul's First Epistle To The Corinthians Vol.1 (Annotated Edition)”, p.140, Jazzybee Verlag

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• Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

  Janeane Garofalo

  "Fictional character: Marcy Tizard". "The MatchMaker", www.imdb.com. 1997.

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• Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.

  Lucy Lawless

  Treats

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Humor, Mean

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• I've had great success being a total idiot.

  Jerry Lewis

  Success, Hilarious, Cool Funny

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• To generalize is to be an idiot. To particularize is the alone distinction of merit. General knowledge are those knowledge that idiots possess.

  William Blake

  Merit, Distinction, Generalization

  "Annotations to The Works of Sir Joshua Reynolds" (ca. 1798 - 1809)

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• The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

  Sid Caesar

  Funny, Work, Creativity

  "The words and comedy of Sid Caesar" by Lisa Respers France, www.cnn.com. February 12, 2014.

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  There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Sports, Sarcastic

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• I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.

  John Wayne

  Thinking, People, Lazy

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• Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't.

  Friedrich Nietzsche

  Apples, Annoyed, Ends

  "The Seattle Massacre : The Ripper Case Series". Book by J. J. Knight (p. vii), 2011.

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• If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.

  Johann Sebastian Bach

  Conformity, Accord, My Own

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• I'm not a bling-bling guy; I can't pull it off. I just look like an idiot.

  Michael Vartan

  Guy, Looks, Bling

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I think the terrorists are just idiots.

  Joel Madden

  Thinking, Terrorist

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• motivation alone is not enough.if you have an idiot and you motivate him,now you have a motivated idiot.

  Jim Rohn

  Inspirational, Motivational, Insperational

  FaceBook post by Jim Rohn from Jan 02, 2016

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• There is no mistaking the dismay on the face of a writer who has just heard that his brain child is a deformed idiot.

  L. Sprague de Camp

  Children, Writing, Brain

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• Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots.

  Rob Schneider

  People, Mind, Studios

  Interview with Ken P., www.ign.com. June 1, 2004.

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• From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots.

  Mikhail Bakunin

  Equality, Men, Views

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• The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

  Jay Leno

  Funny, Humorous, Doctors

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