Cool Funny Quotes

• A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

  Sam Ewing

  Dream, Night, Men

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• Besties before testes.

  Gena Showalter

  Funny, Best Friend, Novelists

  Gena Showalter (2015). “The White Rabbit Chronicles: Alice in Zombieland\Through the Zombie Glass\The Queen of Zombie Hearts”, p.980, Harlequin

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• The very nature of cool is that you think about it too much and it becomes uncool.

  Don Johnson

  Thinking, Directors, Too Much

  "Rascal". Interview with Tad Friend, www.newyorker.com. June 23, 2014.

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• I've had great success being a total idiot.

  Jerry Lewis

  Success, Hilarious, Idiot

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• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  Alan Dundes

  Inspirational, Funny, Christmas

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• What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

  Rick Riordan

  Friendly, Firsts, Apologizing

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• Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.

  Les Dawson

  Tunnels, Funny Things, Wife

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• I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look.

  Chris Lilley

  Comedian, Looks, Care

  Biography/Personal quotes, www.imdb.com.

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