Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.
Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.
I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
If you don't know where you're going any road will do
I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
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