I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs.
You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.
I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.
Have you ever seen the dawn? Not a dawn groggy with lack of sleep or hectic with mindless obligations and you about to rush off on an early adventure or business, but full of deep silence and absolute clarity of perception? A dawning which you truly observe, degree by degree. It is the most amazing moment of birth. And more than anything it can spur you to action. Have a burning day.
A lot of people need happiness in their lives... those who have lost their loved ones, those who have lost jobs and other things. Let your smile be a source of happiness to them and everyone else you meet.
The light which puts out our eyes is darkness to us. Only that day dawns to which we are awake. There is more day to dawn. The sun is but a morning star.
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
I'm always thinking about creating. My future starts when I wake up every morning... Every day I find something creative to do with my life.
Every night when I go to bed, I hope that I may never wake again, and every morning renews my grief.
Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up.
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.
To him whose elastic and vigorous thought keeps pace with the sun, the day is a perpetual morning.
It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
The sun has not caught me in bed in fifty years.
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.
It's always such a joy that you wake up in the morning and there's work to do.
I have a great deal of company in my house; especially in the morning, when nobody calls.
She says you're not awake until you're actually out of bed and standing up.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
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