Getting Laid Quotes - Page 4

• To be taken seriously about doing something creative and probably travel a lot. That was my motivation. I knew I was good, I knew I could write. I also knew you could get laid really easily.

  David Bowie

  Motivation, Taken, Writing

  Source: ca.complex.com

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• Don't wear bacon cologne. If you put on...you know what? Screw it. Wear it. If you are the type of guy who is tempted to wear bacon cologne, it's not like you could get laid any less.

  Bill Maher

  Guy, Like You, Type

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• I'm a skinny, geeky, high school dropout - it works, kids! Sensitive guys always get the girl. You'll get laid 10 times as much as that guy on the football team 'cause he's on steroids and he's gonna get fat.

  Dave Grohl

  Girl, Football, Team

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• Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid.

  Steven Tyler

  Sober, Deserve

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• I never try to make a major fashion statement but I want to be the friend in a woman's closet. I make dresses that women get laid in.

  Diane von Furstenberg

  Fashion, Trying, Dresses

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• I thought this election was an adult discussion on how best to protect ourselves in the face of terrorism, but apparently it was a referendum on boys kissing... When homophobia trumps terrorism in America, wow. This country needs to get laid.

  Bill Maher

  Country, Kissing, Boys

  "Bill Maher: I'm Swiss". Documentary, Comedy, 2005.

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• I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable. He's not a gimpy gorilla like me.

  Joseph Bruce

  Dope, Thinking, Guy

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I think I might get laid more...by my dad.

  Tom DeLonge

  Dad, Thinking, Might

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• Most people get into bands for three very simple rock and roll reasons: to get laid, to get fame, and to get rich.

  Bob Geldof

  Simple, Rocks, Rock And Roll

  1977 In Melody Maker, 27 Aug.

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• This whole Christian theology thing is that god came down to experience life through his son. Well, how's he experiencing life if he doesn't get laid? Give me a break. And why would he not get laid, as he created the apparatus in the first place?

  Tori Amos

  Christian, Son, Giving

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• Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid.

  Jimmy Buffett

  Luck, Quality, Might

  Song: Livingston Saturday Night, 1978

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• for a man of 55 who didn't get laid until he was 23 and not very often until he was 50 I think that I should stay listed via Pacific Telephone until I get as much as the average man has had

  Charles Bukowski

  Men, Thinking, Average

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• I'd been on a road trip right out of college, with a buddy of mine. It was uneventful. We didn't get laid. Although one time it was about 800 degrees and we were in Texas. We had shorts on and nothing else and somehow a motorcycle cop pulls up beside me and says, 'Come on, get on it, get on, go, go, go!' So I speeded up and it turns out we're in a huge state funeral. There are about 40 black Cadillacs in a row and then a green van called Mr Greenjeans, with two guys with no clothes in it.

  John Travolta

  College, Texas, Two

  Source: movies.about.com

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• Are we gonna just make movies about trying to get laid over and over again or focus on something that's more relevant?

  Seth Rogen

  Focus, Trying, Relevant

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• The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid.

  Allen Ginsberg

  Easier, Best Things, Being Famous

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• The Sophists had this idea: Forget this idea of what's true or not—what you want to do is rhetoric; you want to be able to persuade the audience and have the audience think you're smart and cool. And Socrates and Plato, basically their whole idea is, "Bullshit. There is such a thing as truth, and it's not all just how to say what you say so that you get a good job or get laid, or whatever it is people think they want.

  David Foster Wallace

  Jobs, Plato, Smart

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• Writing's about getting up, getting well, and getting over. Getting happy, okay? Getting happy.

  Stephen King

  Get Well, Writing, Okay

  Stephen King (2002). “On Writing”, p.275, Simon and Schuster

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• Some people wanted to get rich or famous, but my friends and I wanted to get real. We wanted to get deep. (Also, I suppose, we wanted to get laid.)

  Anne Lamott

  Real, People, Rich

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• Men get laid, but women get screwed.

  Quentin Crisp

  Sex, Women, Sassy

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• If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.

  Moby

  Sex, Would Be, Symbols

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• Your mind is a your temple, keep it beautiful and free. Don't let an egg get laid in it by something you can't see.

  Bob Dylan

  Beautiful, Education, Eggs

  Song: T.V. Talkin' Song, Album: Under The Red Sky, 1990

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• All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time. That's all I ever wanted. Except I knew I had a good voice and I could always get a couple of beers off of it. All of a sudden someone threw me in this rock 'n' roll band. They threw these musicians at me, man, and the sound was coming from behind. The bass was charging me. And I decided then and there that that was it. I never wanted to do anything else. It was better than it had been with any man, you know. Maybe that's the trouble.

  Janis Joplin

  Couple, Beer, Men

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• I think it's much more interesting when people say, "I love being famous. I love the attention and getting laid and having people I respect admire me," than when they pretend it hasn't had an effect on them.

  Leonardo DiCaprio

  Love Is, Thinking, People

  "New Again: Leonardo DiCaprio". Interview with Ingrid Sischy, Amanda Duberman, www.interviewmagazine.com. April 4, 2012.

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• Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.

  Joe Rogan

  Men, Trying, He Man

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• Everyone gets laid off and everyone in Hollywood gets unemployment for six months while they're looking for a new job. So I would just do stand-up for six months and think I was really making it, and when my unemployment ran out, I had to get another job immediately.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Jobs, Thinking, New Job

  "Anthony Jeselnik on Sharon Stone, thankless open mics, and his evil plan". Interview with Marah Eakin, www.avclub.com. October 16, 2015.

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