Seth Rogen Quotes

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• It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

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  Dying, Needs, Firsts

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• I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard.

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  Work, Lazy, Reason

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• Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

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  Jeans, Skinny, Genes

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• You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

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  Ideas, Want, Environment

  "Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg Talk THIS IS THE END". Interview with Jason Gorber, screenanarchy.com. June 5, 2013.

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  People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

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  People, Bucks, Kill Me

  Twitter post from Jun 25, 2014

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• Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

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  Angry At Someone, Religion, Eating

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  For me and my wife...the easiest part of my life is my marriage. Like if everything was as smooth and easy and fun as my relationship with my wife then I would have a much easier time getting through the day. We really get along and we like the same stuff.

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  Fun, Wife, Stuff

  "Listen To Seth Rogen Perfectly Describe What’s Wrong With Marriages In Movies" By Christopher Mathias, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 12, 2014.

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• It's definitely not true what they say about women wanting a guy with a sense of humour. What women mean is that they want a guy with a sense of humour who is really handsome. If a girl had a choice between Brad Pitt or me, she'd pick Brad Pitt. And I'm a lot funnier than he is.

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  Girl, Mean, Choices

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• I feel no sympathy for my food.

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  No Sympathy, Feels

  Source: munchies.vice.com

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• It's important to see your parents as individuals. As a son or as a daughter you don't stop and think that your parents might have their own expectations, dreams or disappointments.

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  Daughter, Dream, Disappointment

  Source: www.indielondon.co.uk

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• Vegans are murderers, just like everyone else.

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  Vegan, Murderer

  Source: munchies.vice.com

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• Most comedy comes out of misery.

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  Comedy, Misery

  "Seth Rogen: My cancer comedy bromance". Interview with Simon Hattenstone, www.theguardian.com. November 11, 2011.

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• As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.

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  Jobs, Wanted, I Realized

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• Americans whisper the word Alzheimer's because their government whispers the word Alzheimer's. And although a whisper is better than the silence that the Alzheimer's community has been facing for decades, it's still not enough. It needs to be yelled and screamed to the point that it finally gets the attention and the funding that it deserves and needs.

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  Alzheimer's, Government, Silence

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• Honestly, it's really hard improvising and it's really stressful and humiliating at times. You're taking really big swings that potentially are eating up a lot of people's time and resources at set in your attempt to discover something funny.

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  Eating, Stressful, Honestly

  Source: www.chicagotribune.com

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  Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

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  Our World, Vegetables, Feelings

  Source: munchies.vice.com

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  I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

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  Thinking, Ideas, People

  Source: www.indielondon.co.uk

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• There was, like, a week straight of shooting, where, like, all I did was shoot a machine gun. And I hate to - every - it went against all my Jewish and Canadian instincts, but I enjoyed every second of it.

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  Hate, Gun, Machines

  "Seth Rogen, Not Such A Loser In Real Life". "Fresh Air" with Dave Davies, www.npr.org. January 2, 2009.

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• I'm not entirely comfortable saying I'm an actor, because it seems like a very weird, almost dorky thing to say you are. I laugh after every take just out of the discomfort I feel that I'm even on film. It's an awkward thing for me to be doing. Once we get going, it's always fine, and as we're shooting, I'm never thinking about it. I'd say that all my time in front of the camera is equally uncomfortable for me.

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  Thinking, Laughing, Awkward

  Interview with Scott Tobias, film.avclub.com. May 31, 2007.

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• I do believe in monsters oddly enough. I think they're under my bed. But aliens are ridiculous; monsters I think are real completely though.

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  Real, Believe, Thinking

  Source: movieweb.com

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• I'm a complete coward in real life.

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  Real, Real Life, Coward

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• When I was a little kid, I used to say, "I would rather host the Oscars than win an Oscar." To me, that seemed like the more appealing, fun gig.

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  Fun, Kids, Winning

  "Seth Rogen Talks Hosting the 2012 Spirit Awards, THE APOCALYPSE, PINEAPPLE EXPRESS 2, His Favorite Films of the Year, and More". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. February 15, 2012.

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• I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

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  Actors, Feels, Comfortable

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• It's nice to win an award, I would assume. I've never won one, but I would imagine it's great. I have no idea what I'll do.

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  Nice, Winning, Awards

  "Seth Rogen Talks Hosting the 2012 Spirit Awards, THE APOCALYPSE, PINEAPPLE EXPRESS 2, His Favorite Films of the Year, and More". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. February 15, 2012.

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• I've never really had a real job. When I was young doing stand-up, I'd get 50 bucks a week here or 100 bucks a week there. You know, sometimes for headlining one of the rooms, or MC-ing, or something like that. So yeah, I've never had like a normal job.

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  Jobs, Real, Bucks

  Interview with Scott Tobias, film.avclub.com. May 31, 2007.

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