Fats Quotes - Page 37

• I wish to become rich, so that I can instruct the people and glorify honest poverty a little, like those kind hearted, fat, benevolent people do.

  Mark Twain

  People, Greed, Wish

  Mark Twain (1994). “Mark Twain on the damned human race”

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• When your story is ready for rewrite, cut it to the bone. Get rid of every ounce of excess fat. This is going to hurt; revising a story down to the bare essentials is always a little like murdering children, but it must be done.

  Stephen King

  Hurt, Children, Writing

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• Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Zero, Humorous

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• I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never understand that.

  Kelly Osbourne

  Addiction, Drug, Hell

  "Celebs who've complained about dieting" By Olivia Allin, www.cnn.com. April 27, 2010.

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• See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.

  Mickey Lolich

  Beer, Guy, Okay

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• This is one of those big, fat paperbacks, intended to while away a monsoon or two, which, if thrown with a good overarm action, will bring a water buffalo to its knees.

  Nancy Banks-Smith

  Sarcastic, Two, Water

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• I've never seen anyone go on the DL with pulled fat.

  Rod Beck

  Sports, Goes On, Funniest Sports

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• Forests and trees make significant direct contributions to the nutrition of poor households ... [as] rural communities in Central Africa obtained a critical portion of protein and fat in their diets through hunting wildlife from in and around forests. The five to six million tonnes of bushmeat eaten yearly in the Congo Basin is roughly equal to the total amount of beef produced annually in Brazil - without the accompanying need to clear huge swathes of forest for cattle.

  Frances Ford Seymour

  Science, Hunting, Community

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• Hey, we're like soldiers. Would you go to the Roman army and ask them if they thought they were going to win the battle? If I didn't think we could win, I wouldn't be here. I'd stay home and get fat.

  Ken Simonton

  Football, Home, Army

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• One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips. People will then be literally kissing ass.

  Dave Barry

  Kissing, Cells, People

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• Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.

  Calvin Trillin

  Jewish Tradition, Giving, Vampire

  Calvin Trillin (2009). “Alice, Let's Eat: Further Adventures of a Happy Eater”, p.64, Random House

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• A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.

  Fred Schwab

  Sleep, Cat, Pet

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• Cats sleep fat and walk thin.

  Rosalie Moore

  Sleep, Cat, Walks

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• If I can catch him once upon the hip, I will feed fat the ancient grudge I bear him.

  William Shakespeare

  Revenge, Shylock, Bears

  'The Merchant of Venice' (1596-8) act 1, sc. 3, l. [42]

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• In Hollywood, I'm obese. I'm considered a fat actress. I eat like a caveman. I'll be the only actress that doesn't have anorexia rumors! I'm never going to starve myself for a part. I'm invincible. I don't want little girls to be like "Oh, I want to look like Katniss, so I'm going to skip dinner!"

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Girl, Hate, Katniss

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• It is a fair question whether the results of these things have induced among us in a large class of well-to-do people, with little muscular activity, a habit of excessive eating [particularly fats and sweets] and may be responsible for great damage to health, to say nothing of the purse.

  Wilbur Olin Atwater

  Sweet, Health, Exercise

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• The next time you look into the mirror, try to let go of the storyline that says you're too fat or too sallow, too ashy or too old, your eyes are too small or your nose too big; just look into the mirror and see your face. When the criticism drops away, what you will see then is just you, without judgment, and that is the first step towards transforming your experience of the world.

  Oprah Winfrey

  Inspirational, Beauty, Letting Go

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• I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged.

  Steven Morrissey

  Memorable, Middle, Middle Aged

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• I hate overweight, because it implies that there's a weight standard i should be adhering to

  Camryn Manheim

  Hate, Loss, Weight

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• Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic!

  Seth Rogen

  Loss, People, Picnics

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• Diets are essentially traning courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure

  Paul McKenna

  Loss, Feels, Courses

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• We [need to] stop treating each other like that, stop calling each other fat and stop with these unrealistic expectations for women. It’s disappointing that the media keeps it alive and fuels that fire.

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Fire, Media, Expectations

  "7 Feminist Jennifer Lawrence Quotes, Because J. Law's All About Female Empowerment" by Kenya Foy, www.bustle.com. June 3, 2015.

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• He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

  Eamon Dunphy

  Memorable, Bills, Clown

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• The most important lesson in the writing trade is that any manuscript is improved if you cut away the fat.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Writing, Cutting, Important

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• Who cares if there are lumps on my thighs? I'm guilty of having human legs made up of fat, muscle, and skin, and sometimes when you sit, they get bumpy!

  Kristen Bell

  Skins, Body, Legs

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