Fat People Quotes

• I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

  Jim Eason

  Inspirational, Motivational, Birthday

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• The reason fat people are happy is that the nerves are well protected.

  Luciano Pavarotti

  People, Nerves, Reason

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• It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

  Roseanne Barr

  Being Happy, Food, Weight Loss

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• Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them.

  James D. Watson

  People, Interviews, Fats

  "Nobel Winner's Theories Raise Uproar in Berkeley / Geneticist's views strike many as racist, sexist" by Tom Abate, www.sfgate.com. November 13, 2000.

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• Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

  Jackie Gleason

  Funny, Beautiful, Inspiration

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• I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

  Jesse Ventura

  People, Faults, Trouble

  "The Wit and Wisdom of Jesse Ventura". Playboy Magazine Interview, www.weeklystandard.com. October 11, 1999.

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• I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

  Shelley Winters

  Funny Inspirational, Humorous, Weight Loss

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• The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

  Jackie Gleason

  Funny, Inspiring, Food

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• When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.

  Woody Allen

  Honesty, Weight Loss, Humanity

  Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

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• I have lived my life in a culture that hates fat people.

  Camryn Manheim

  Hate, People, Culture

  Camryn Manheim (1999). “Wake Up, I'm Fat!”, Broadway

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• Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

  Mignon McLaughlin

  People, Dieting, Forget

  "The Complete Neurotic's Notebook". Book by Mignon McLaughlin, 1981.

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• Folk music is a bunch of fat people.

  Bob Dylan

  Music, People, Fats

  Quoted in David Pickering Brewer's Twentieth Century Music (1994).

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• If the fat people just gave the skinny people more food, we could all just eat... We could solve obesity and hunger at the same time.

  Ashton Kutcher

  People, Skinny, Hunger

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• I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

  Lloyd Kaufman

  People, Fats, Happens

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• You only live once, why be miserable? Fat people are miserable -- you are carrying 50 lbs on your shoulders all day, you get a disease called "pooped-out itis". Don't tell me that they are happy with the way they look and feel. I have to be honest, that is all I have.

  Jack LaLanne

  People, Way, Looks

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• The only thing that anyone can diagnose, with any certainty, by looking at a fat person, is their own level of stereotype and prejudice toward fat people.

  Marilyn Wann

  People, Prejudice, Levels

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• Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic!

  Seth Rogen

  Loss, People, Picnics

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• I don't think there is prejudice against atheists the same way there is prejudice against fat people. I don't think people hate or contemn atheists; I think people feel sorry for atheists.

  Gene Weingarten

  Atheist, Sorry, Hate

  "Chatological Humor". The Big Fat Debate, www.washingtonpost.com. February 17, 2009.

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• I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist; the way fat people never really think they're fat. I certainly don't consider myself minimalist at all

  Morton Feldman

  Thinking, People, Way

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• Surround yourself with a bunch of like-minded people, and you'll soak up their habits like a starved sponge. Fat people with fat friends care less about their weight.

  Vir Das

  People, Weight, Care

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• I use the word 'fat'. I use that word because that's what people are: they're fat. They're not bulky; they're not large, chunky, hefty or plump. And they're not big-boned. Dinosaurs were big-boned. These people are not overweight: this term somehow implies there is some correct weight... There is no correct weight. Heavy is also a misleading term. An aircraft carrier is heavy; it's not fat. Only people are fat, and that's what fat people are! They're fat !

  George Carlin

  Food, People, Use

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• I have big friends who won't go swimming because they're too embarrassed about it. I feel that's such a shame, because actually people should be encouraging fat people who are exercising to do it, not pointing and laughing.

  Jo Brand

  Exercise, Swimming, People

  "Jo Brand: fat jokes matter". Interview with Emine Saner, www.theguardian.com. September 21, 2011.

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• I do fat people and these makeups are really hard to do, but I want to make monster movies.

  Rick Baker

  Makeup, People, Want

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• Fat people are so rarely included in visual culture that fat is perceived as a blot on the landscape of sleek and slim.

  Susie Orbach

  People, Culture, Landscape

  "Fat is a prejudice issue" by Susie Orbach, www.theguardian.com. May 3, 2012.

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