Dumb Quotes - Page 19

• How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Thinking, Water, Idiot

  Jim Gaffigan (2014). “Food: A Love Story”, p.97, Crown Archetype

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• Everything was my fault. I was so dumb. But if I hadn't made the mistakes I made, I wouldn't have met the wonderful woman I've been married to for over 30 years, so I guess that makes the mistakes OK.

  Donald Sutherland

  Mistake, Years, Faults

  "Total recall" by John Patterson, www.theguardian.com. September 2, 2005.

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• I only want to do good projects. I want to make good decisions. If it's just a dumb movie, then no, I'd rather stay in school. But if it's a movie worth telling and that I think I would really benefit from, then I would like to do it. And that's one of the reasons I still live in Colorado. I love being with my family and going to school, and then when I come out to L.A., that is the time to be in the movies. People ask me the questions, I do the promotion work, then I get to go back home and live my life.

  AnnaSophia Robb

  Home, School, Love Is

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• I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked

  Joan Rivers

  Guy, Naked

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• Because I had an accent, people had this impression that I was dumb.

  Wilmer Valderrama

  People, Accents, Impression

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Don't be bitter and mean 'couse you don’t fit in, it’s a GIFT. Look at you. you’ve got your individuality, you don’t have the herd instinct, you can read Neitzsche and understand it. Only dumb people are happy.

  Courtney Love

  Mean, People, Individuality

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• I used to act dumb. That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference God has given me this new chance.

  Paris Hilton

  Cute, Differences, Making A Difference

  "The Year in Review: People" by John Walsh and Simon Usborne, www.independent.co.uk. December 28, 2007.

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• I know there are people, if I go into a market or a city for the first time, there are people that are there that just want to see the famous person, or the guy from 'Dumb and Dumber' or whatever movie they liked. And that's fine, it gets them in the door, but then it's my job to give them something different.

  Jeff Daniels

  Jobs, Doors, Cities

  Interview with Ben Evans, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 1, 2011.

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• There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both.

  Denis Leary

  Mother, Jobs, Dad

  Denis Leary (2008). “Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid”, p.98, Penguin

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• I'm not saying you need to take a break because you're crazy. I'm saying you need to take a break so you can be crazy, and people aren't going to judge you. You're going to do dumb stuff from here on out. But do it in your own time. Do it safely. You can afford to protect yourself and still have fun.

  Miley Cyrus

  Fun, Crazy, People

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• Nothing dumb ever starts out stupid.

  Kurt Browning

  Stupid

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• I might not understand everything a Democrat or liberal thinks but hey let's be honest, I don't understand some of the things the Republicans think, but that doesn't make me some dumb hick that doesn't have the right to live here.

  Angie Harmon

  Thinking, Hey, Might

  "QA: Angie Harmon on Raising Three Girls and 'Coming Out' as a Republican in Hollywood". Interview with Nicki Gostin, www.foxnews.com. December 12, 2011.

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• Smart data structures and dumb code works a lot better than the other way around.

  Eric S. Raymond

  Smart, Data, Simplicity

  Eric S. Raymond (2001). “The Cathedral & the Bazaar: Musings on Linux and Open Source by an Accidental Revolutionary”, p.37, "O'Reilly Media, Inc."

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• Young, dumb, lookin' in the mirror tryin' to figure out who I’m gonna be this year.

  Drake

  Mirrors, Years, Figures

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• Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!

  Bill Maher

  Dog, America, Laughing

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• The Nazis were seldom dumb and never funny.

  Leonid Kinskey

  Nazi

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I can't decide if this movie is so spectacularly, breathtakingly dumb as to induce stupidity in anyone who watches, or so brutally brilliant that it disarms all reason. What's the difference?

  A. O. Scott

  Differences, Stupidity, Watches

  "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Autobots" by A.O. Scott, www.nytimes.com. June 28, 2011.

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• Because you see darling, darling, there are no false questions. All questions in life are true questions. Answers may be false, but questions cannot be false. Sure,they can be dumb, they can be stupid, but never false.

  Raymond Federman

  Stupid, Answers, May

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• Well, if you’re a native Chicagoan, you know how dumb he [Dr. Robert Hartley] is. He gets on the Ravenswood El, he goes past his stop on Sheridan Road, he gets off in Evanston, where the El is on the ground, and then he walks back 55 blocks to his apartment. Now, would you want to have that man as a psychologist? A man who misses his stop every day?

  Bob Newhart

  Block, Past, Men

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• I believe that anyone who doesn't read remains dumb. Even if they know how, failing to regularly ingest the written word dooms them to ignorance, no matter what else they have or do.

  Edward Bunker

  Believe, Ignorance, Matter

  Edward Bunker (2012). “Mr Blue: Memoirs of a Renegade”, p.323, Oldcastle Books

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• People say, 'How can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil?' You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you.

  George W. Bush

  Children, War, Love You

  "W.'s Greatest Hits" by Jacob Weisberg, www.slate.com. January 12, 2009.

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• I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.

  George W. Bush

  Promise, Funny Bush, Said

  "George W. Bushisms". Book by Jacob Weisberg, www.theguardian.com.

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• The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th.

  George W. Bush

  Iraq, America, People

  George W. Bush (1982). “Public paper of the presidents of the United States”, p.958, Government Printing Office

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• I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president.

  George W. Bush

  Interesting, President, Needs

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• I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound perch in my lake.

  George W. Bush

  Lakes, Bass, Pounds

  "Big fish gave Bush biggest thrill", news.bbc.co.uk. May 7, 2006.

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