Dumb Quotes - Page 14

• If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy.

  Nigella Lawson

  Funny, Trophies, Bears

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• If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.

  Paris Hilton

  Funny, Book, Intelligence

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• Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?

  Jessica Simpson

  Funny

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• Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident... you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help.

  Tom Cruise

  Funny, Past, Helping

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• I hate music, especially when it's played.

  Jimmy Durante

  Funny, Music, Hate

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Did you write the words, or the lyrics?

  Bruce Forsyth

  Funny, Writing

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• If you put it on the table as a bargaining chip, it becomes a bargaining chip

  Ronald Reagan

  Funny, Tables, Bargaining

  United States. President (1981-1989 : Reagan), Ronald Reagan (1982). “Ronald Reagan”

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• This is a great day for France!

  Richard M. Nixon

  Funny, Great Day, France

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• We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Education, Witty

  FM Observer Interview, fmobserver.com. August 12, 2013.

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• Thats not a place where I'm considered good-looking.

  Mark Hoppus

  Funny, Looking Good

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• Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country.

  Ian Rush

  Funny, Country, Moving

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• You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin

  Laura Dern

  Funny, Real, Dinosaurs

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• We're going to move left and right at the same time.

  Jerry Brown

  Funny, Stupid, Moving

  Jerry Brown (1976). “Thoughts”

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• Acting is easier and smoother than singing - it's less drama.

  Beyonce Knowles

  Funny, Drama, Singing

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• If you think is was an accident, applaud.

  Geraldo Rivera

  Funny, Thinking, Accidents

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• This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important.

  Ross Perot

  Funny, Stupid, Home

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• Life is very important to Americans.

  Bob Dole

  Funny, Stupid, Important

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• No one will need more than 637Kb of memory for a personal computer

  Bill Gates

  Funny, Memories, Needs

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• Models are like baseball players. We make a lot of money quickly, but all of a sudden we're 30 years old, we don't have a college education, we're qualified for nothing, and we're used to a very nice lifestyle. The best thing is to marry a movie star.

  Cindy Crawford

  Funny, Baseball, Stars

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• Where the hell is Australia anyway?

  Britney Spears

  Funny, Australia, Hell

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• The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.

  Yogi Berra

  Silly, Games, Ballparks

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• I know the Virginia players are smart because you need a 1500 SAT to get in. I have to drop bread crumbs to get our players to and from class

  George Raveling

  Basketball, Smart, Silly

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• If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Silly, Moose, Ifs

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• The loss of life will be irreplaceable.

  Dan Quayle

  Silly, Loss, Politics

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• The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

  David Sarnoff

  Silly, Creativity, Follow Your Dreams

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