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• Anthony raised his red plastic cup to me and shouted something, but it was too hard to hear over the music. “What?” I called back. “You look great!” A goofy smile was plastered on his face. “Oh boy,” Vee said. “Not just a pimp, but a smashed pimp.” “So maybe he’s a little drunk.” “Drunk and hoping to corner you alone in a bedroom upstairs.” Ugh.

  Becca Fitzpatrick

  Boys, Pimp, Looks

  Becca Fitzpatrick (2013). “The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: includes Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence and Finale”, p.414, Simon and Schuster

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• I am drunk, seest thou? When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend his time with fools.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Intelligent, Men, Fool

  Ernest Hemingway (2014). “For Whom the Bell Tolls”, p.240, Simon and Schuster

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• I could get drunk and run around Nashville naked. But I won't because I want to set a good example for my fans. I think they deserve to have a role model.

  Taylor Swift

  Running, Thinking, Nashville

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• The horse seemed to bend time and space as he ran, blurring the landscape and making Frank feel like he'd just drunk a gallon of whole milk without his lactose-intolerance medicine: "Seven hundred and fifty miles per hour. Eight hundred. Eight hundred and three. Fast. very Fast.

  Rick Riordan

  Horse, Eight, Medicine

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• Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from a barking pony who was about to go into attack mode.

  Rachel Cohn

  Ponies, Firsts, Cleaning

  Rachel Cohn, David Levithan (2010). “Dash & Lily's Book of Dares”, p.191, Knopf Books for Young Readers

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• I can make some calls. There is a guy. Dagfinn Heyerdahl. He used to be with Norse Heritage Foundation." Norse Heritage Foundation wasn't so much about heritage as it was about viking, in the most cliché sense of the world. They drank huge quantities of beer, they brawled, and they wore horned helmets despite all historical evidence to the contrary. "Used to be?" Curran asked. "They kicked him out for being drunk and violent." Curran blinked. "The Norse Heritage?" "Mhm." "Don't you have to be drunk and violent just to get in?" he asked. "Just how disorderly did he get?

  Ilona Andrews

  Beer, Guy, Historical

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• A man does not exist until he is drunk.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Men, Doe

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• Debut: the first time a young girl is seen drunk in public.

  F. Scott Fitzgerald

  Girl, Firsts, Moral

  F. Scott Fitzgerald (2009). “The Crack-Up”, p.125, New Directions Publishing

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• I may be loaded. I may be drunk. But I ain't stupid.

  Phil Anselmo

  Stupid, May, Loaded

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• Bottled, was he?" Said Colonel Bantry, with an Englishman's sympathy for alcoholic excess. "Oh, well, can't judge a fellow by what he does when he's drunk? When I was at Cambridge, I remember I put a certain utensil - well - well, nevermind.

  Agatha Christie

  Sympathy, Judging, Doe

  Agatha Christie (1977). “Starring Miss Marple”, Dodd Mead

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• If a man gets drunk and goes out and breaks his leg so that it must be amputated, God will forgive him if he asks it, but he will have to hop around on one leg all his life.

  Dwight L. Moody

  Christian, Men, Forgiving

  Dwight L Moody (2013). “Moody's Stories: Anecdotes, Incidents and Illustrations”, p.58, Moody Publishers

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• It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

  W. Somerset Maugham

  Drinking, Sober, Conversation

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• There is a communication of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine is drunk. And that is my answer when people ask me: Why do you write about hunger, and not wars or love.

  M. F. K. Fisher

  War, Food, Communication

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• The sound of wind had become, for me, silence. When it went away, I was left with the squeak of the blood in my head and the aural glitter of all those little eardrum hairs quivering like a drunk in withdrawal.

  David Foster Wallace

  Hair, Blood, Wind

  "A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again" by David Foster Wallace, www.nytimes.com. 1997.

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• According to DC's HIV/AIDS office, three percent of the local population has HIV or AIDS... The DC City Council, perhaps on the theory that serving up another glass of wine is the way to help a drunk, is scheduled to vote on December 1 to legalize same sex marriage in America's capital city.

  Star Parker

  Sex, Wine, Cities

  Star Parker (2010). “Uncle Sam's Plantation: How Big Government Enslaves America's Poor and What We Can Do About It”, p.210, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning after a bender, drain a bottle of stout and say 'Ah, the chill of consciousness returns

  Molly O'Neill

  Morning, Uncles, Drinking

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• We are men on a budget. I mean, why go all the way to Amsterdam when you can just go to Harry Hines?

  Anthony Langston

  Mean, Men, Amsterdam

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• I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum.

  Anthony Langston

  Sticks, Drummer, Snares

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• Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche.

  Anthony Langston

  Jesus, Wine, Water

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• You can't kill rock and roll without a silver bullet because she's a werewolf.

  Anthony Langston

  Rocks, Rock And Roll, Bullets

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• If an important decision is to be made, they [the Persians] discuss the question when they are drunk, and the following day the master of the house where the discussion was held submits their decision for reconsideration when they are sober. If they still approve it, it is adopted; if not, it is abandoned. Conversely, any decision they make when they are sober, is reconsidered afterwards when they are drunk.

  Herodotus

  Decision, House, Important

  Herodotus (2007). “Snakes with Wings and Gold-digging Ants”, p.47, Penguin UK

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• St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants down in New Jersey.

  Margot Leitman

  Drinking, Holy Days, People

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• I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the 'history' I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America's traditions tend to be over-eating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose it's a miracle that the concept of giving thanks even surfaces at all.

  Ellen Orleans

  Thanksgiving, Strong, Holiday

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• I been drunk most my life, don't ask me why.
  Through ninth grade, I ain't go to high school,
  ...I went to school high.

  Sheek Louch

  Rap, School, Hip Hop

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• The car crash that took the lives of these two lovely people has been portrayed as a traffic accident caused by a drunk driving at high speed. The reality is that it was murder.

  Mohamed Al-Fayed

  Reality, Two, Car

  "Mohamed Al Fayed to sue U.S. government to get documents on Diana and Dodi" by Raju Chebium, www.cnn.com. August 30, 2000.

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