Crazy Quotes - Page 31

• I honestly, purposely have not gone to therapy because I know some crazy stuff's going to be dragged up and, you know, I'll be like, 'Wait, what?'

  Jimmy Fallon

  Waiting, Gone, Stuff

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• The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

  Chris Farley

  Glue, Guarantees, Fairy

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.

  Paul Feig

  Fall, Character, Comedy

  Interview with Scott Tobias, film.avclub.com. May 5, 2011.

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• Try to think of working out and healthy eating as a lifestyle. Rather than go on a diet or try a crazy exercise routine, try making them something you do every day.

  Allyson Felix

  Exercise, Thinking, Work Out

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• I think it's pretty crazy to say you've been typecast at the age of 20 before you've even really started getting going.

  Tom Felton

  Thinking, Age, Getting Going

  "‘Harry Potter’ countdown: Tom Felton on the ‘gradual crumbling’ of Malfoy". Interview with Denise Martin, herocomplex.latimes.com. July 15, 2009.

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• I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt. Then my friend would incite the crowd to be like, 'Look at that idiot!' That's how I got over being shy.

  Will Ferrell

  College, Shy, Looks

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• I don't like my feet. I'm not crazy about anybody's feet. But I have flat feet.

  Tina Fey

  Feet, Flats

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• I have a lot of faith in President Obama. The thing that seems to be true of him is that he doesn't speak when you would expect him to speak. He's very measured in his response to things. He likes to get all the facts first before he shoots his mouth off. It makes me crazy; it makes a lot of people crazy.

  Harvey Fierstein

  People, President, Likes

  "Harvey Fierstein Opens Up About His Fiery Op-Ed on Russia's Anti-Gay Campaign". Interview with Seth Abramovitch, www.hollywoodreporter.com. July 22, 2013.

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• I'm very sane about how crazy I am.

  Carrie Fisher

  Sane

  Carrie Fisher (2012). “Wishful Drinking”, p.114, Simon and Schuster

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• When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always get worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad they have to get better.

  Malcolm Forbes

  Inspirational, Life, Motivational

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• Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I have to take the craziness carefully.

  Bruce Forsyth

  Nightlife, Want, Quiet

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• My mom was always late. It drove me crazy as a child. So I'm always on time - or early.

  Jodie Foster

  Mom, Children, Late

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• I have so many things that I say to my kids, I just drive them crazy.

  Michael J. Fox

  Kids

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• When I research a role it does get a little crazy and maybe even a little stupid.

  James Franco

  Stupid, Doe, Roles

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• I love Dolce & Gabbana. I love Versace. I love the crazy, more eccentric stuff.

  Lady Gaga

  Eccentric, Stuff, Versace

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• Americans are crazy. They have this fascination with throwing their shoes on stage. I've been to a lot of shows in me life, some good and some bad. But I was never moved to take off me shoes and throw it at the lead singer.

  Noel Gallagher

  Oasis, Shoes, Fascination

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• My parents started with very little and were the only ones in their families to graduate from college. As parents, they focused on education, but did not stop at academics - they made sure that we knew music, saw art and theatre and traveled - even though it meant budgeting like crazy.

  Jennifer Garner

  Art, College, Parent

  "What Makes a Good Man? A Conversation With Mark Shriver". Interview with Jennifer Garner, www.huffingtonpost.com. June 15, 2012.

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• The only people who live in a post-black world are four people who live in a little white house on Pennsylvania Avenue. The idea that America is post-racial or post-black because a man I admire, Barack Obama, is president of the United States, is a joke. And I hope no one will even wonder about this crazy fiction again.

  Henry Louis Gates

  Men, Ideas, White

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• In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning, at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race.

  Haile Gebrselassie

  Athlete, Winning, Race

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• Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise.

  Jami Gertz

  Mom, Mean, Keys

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• They have this big book called the 'DSM-IV,' you know, that is supposedly written about crazy people, but I think it is a book that is written by crazy people!

  William Glasser

  Book, Thinking, People

  Myrtle Beach Conference on Reality Therapy, March 28, 2008.

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• I've learned that I want what I deny. I want someone who is crazy about me, who treats me like a princess. I want the picture-perfect fairy tale stuff.

  Selena Gomez

  Princess, Perfect, Want

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• With me, traveling for work is arriving at the airport, checking into the hotel, leaving the hotel the next morning at 4 or 5 to do something like 'The Jimmy and Jackie Captain Crazy Morning Zoo,' doing a bunch of those in a row, then going back to the hotel, and then finally going to the club.

  Gilbert Gottfried

  Morning, Zoos, Airports

  "Gillbert Gottfried: Travels of a miserable guy". "Celebrity travel", www.nbcnews.com. April 8, 2008.

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• Bjork, I'd love to do something with her. I'd love to do some sort of crazy orchestral choir thing with her.

  Ellie Goulding

  Choir

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• People are going to come into your life that need you, and being there for them makes the day worth living. People are going to come into your life that you need, and that's the really crazy thing.

  Amy Grant

  People, Needs, Being There

  "Singer-songwriter Amy Grant". "Tavis Smiley Show", www.pbs.org. July 17, 2013.

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