First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
A cocktail will never be better than its cheapest ingredient.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
If you were to ask me if I'd ever had the bad luck to miss my daily cocktail, I'd have to say that I doubt it; where certain things are concerned, I plan ahead.
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.
There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Have you ever noticed it for some reason you want to feel completely out of step with the rest of the world, the only thing to do is sit around a cocktail lounge for the afternoon?
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Sex and a cocktail: they both lasted about as long, had the same effect, and amounted to about the same thing.
It's never too early for a cocktail.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
To me, being grown-up meant smoking cigarettes, drinking cocktails, and dressing up in high heels and glamourous outfits.
The only things that the United States has given to the world are skyscrapers, jazz, and cocktails. That is all. And in Cuba, in our America, they make much better cocktails.
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set.
I'm basically a cocktail jazz kind of pianist. I'll be the first to admit that I'm not a very good keyboard player. People think I think I'm good. I think I'm a very poor piano player.
I misremember who first was cruel enough to nurture the cocktail party into life. But perhaps it would be not too much to say, in fact it would be not enough to say, that it was not worth the trouble.
Palestinian ideology has become a lethal cocktail of radical nationalism and Islamic fundamentalism.
As far as a cocktail, I do like good wines, basically with meals, and good champagnes.
Something about glamour interested me. All my schoolbooks had drawings of women on terraces with a cocktail and a cigarette.
Our profession is very much like going to a cocktail party, you check out the guest list.
But I have had to give up certain things in my life. One is shopping. Two is lunch with the girls. Three is cocktail parties, and four is studying my lines.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties.
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