Chocolate Quotes - Page 2

• Chocolate is the divine drink which builds up resistance and fights fatigue. A cup of this precious drink permits a man to walk for a whole day without food.

  Hernando Cortes

  Fighting, Men, Resistance

  "July 7, 1550: Europeans Discover Chocolate" by Hugh Hart, www.wired.com. July 7, 2010.

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• You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

  George Carlin

  Feelings, Bars, Sitting

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

  Andy Milonakis

  Soul, Pudding, Want

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• I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it.

  Grace Slick

  Food, Pigs, Cake

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• My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.

  Katharine Hepburn

  Strength, Wedding, Common Sense

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• Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

  Rachel Vincent

  Forgiveness, Im Sorry, Apology

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• When the going gets tough, the tough reinvent.

  RuPaul

  Change, Naps, Tough Times

  RuPaul (2010). “Workin' It!: RuPaul's Guide to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Style”, p.22, Harper Collins

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• Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

  Larry David

  Fighting, People, Switzerland

  "Curb Your Enthusiasm". TV Series, www.imdb.com. (2000– ).

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• I love nothing more than a good, rich, dark chocolate. It exhilarates. It satisfies.

  Abigail Spencer

  Dark, Rich, Dark Chocolate

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.

  Amanda Peet

  Giving Up, Cheesy, Cheese

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• Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.

  Mike Myers

  Fun, Europe, Ideas

  "Mike Myers' euro vision", www.theguardian.com. June 8, 1999.

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• I'm fighting a losing battle here: I'm trying to lose some weight. I love chocolate; that's one of my biggest downfalls. I haven't gotten a whole lot of chocolate, thank goodness, because I'd probably be about 300 pounds.

  Carrie Underwood

  Fighting, Battle, Trying

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• The taste of chocolate is a sensual pleasure in itself, existing in the same world as sex... For myself, I can enjoy the wicked pleasure of chocolate... entirely by myself. Furtiveness makes it better.

  Ruth Westheimer

  Sex, Sensual, Wicked

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• Ice cream was my undoing, and six chocolate milk shakes in a row were nothing to me at one time.

  Kate Smith

  Hockey, Ice Cream, Milk

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• Somebody warned me early on to be very careful about brushing up against the chocolate.

  Geena Davis

  Careful, Brushing

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• It's about avoiding reality through various escape routes that become addictions and lead to Hell. My character is addicted to television, chocolate, coffee, to her dream of her son, which has no basis in reality.

  Ellen Burstyn

  Dream, Coffee, Character

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• Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.

  Gina Barreca

  Wine, Cheesy, Taste

  Gina Barreca (2009). “It's Not That I'm Bitter . . .: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Visible Panty Lines and Conquered the World”, p.13, Macmillan

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• Once in a while I say, 'Go for it' and I eat chocolate.

  Claudia Schiffer

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• The most desired gift of love is not diamonds or roses or chocolate. It's focused attention.

  Rick Warren

  Love, Marriage, Rose

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• French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar.

  Cameron Diaz

  Sweet, Food, People

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• Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why is that? Every time I see a guy take out a wallet anywhere, it looks like a piece of old melted chocolate cake-with strings.

  Jonathan Carroll

  Men, Cake, Should Have

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• There always seems to be someone looking over your shoulder - just waiting for an opportunity to lecture on The Darker Side of Chocolate

  Sandra Boynton

  Opportunity, Waiting, Over You

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• Happiness is life served up with a scoop of acceptance, a topping of tolerance and sprinkles of hope, although chocolate sprinkles also work.

  Robert Breault

  Acceptance, Tolerance, Sprinkles

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• A true chocolate lover finds ways to accommodate his passion and make it work with his lifestyle. One key, not just to keeping weight down and staying guilt-free, but also to keeping taste buds sharp (essential for the professionals who evaluate new products as well as judge recipes), Is being discriminating.

  Julie Davis

  Work, Passion, Keys

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• Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.

  Dave Barry

  Yummy, Hands, Years

  Dave Barry (2011). “Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down”, p.60, Ballantine Books

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