Andy Milonakis Quotes

• I had sadness for breakfast.

  Andy Milonakis

  Sadness, Breakfast

  "The Andy Milonakis Show". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 2005 - 2007.

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• Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

  Andy Milonakis

  Soul, Chocolate, Pudding

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• I'm clean and dope like heroin soap

  Andy Milonakis

  Dope, Soap, Heroin

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• I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

  Andy Milonakis

  Rap, Car, Creative

  "Kickin' it with Andy Milonakis". Interview with Bethonie Butler, ew.com. September 18, 2007.

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• There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

  Andy Milonakis

  Art, Want, Sides

  "Kickin' it with Andy Milonakis". Interview with Bethonie Butler, ew.com. September 18, 2007.

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• I was a huge Internet junkie.

  Andy Milonakis

  Internet, Junkie, Huge

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• I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper.

  Andy Milonakis

  Rapper, Fans, My Favorite

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• I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

  Andy Milonakis

  Night, Watches, Tvs

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• I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

  Andy Milonakis

  Stuff, Tone, Bizarre

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• Big L is my favorite rapper of all time. He got killed quite a few years ago now but I think he's amazing and he kind of inspires me like his style inspires me. I don't think there's been anyone better since. I mean, Biggie Smalls is definitely on the top of the list but Big L is like the underdog, I like to give him the edge.

  Andy Milonakis

  Mean, Thinking, Rapper

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• I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want

  Andy Milonakis

  Want, Next, Seasons

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• I'’ve been a Hip-Hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the get-go.

  Andy Milonakis

  Rap, Hip Hop, Guy

  "Andy Milonakis: Real Talk". Interview with Octavia Bostick, allhiphop.com. March 27, 2006.

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• I’m going to do a lot of weird stuff that’s not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it’s time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff.

  Andy Milonakis

  Thinking, Years, Insane

  "Kickin' it with Andy Milonakis". Interview with Bethonie Butler, ew.com. September 18, 2007.

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• There’s not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing.

  Andy Milonakis

  Video, Disturbing

  "Kickin' it with Andy Milonakis". Interview with Bethonie Butler, ew.com. September 18, 2007.

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• There’s little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.

  Andy Milonakis

  Song, Kids, Singing

  "Kickin' it with Andy Milonakis". Interview with Bethonie Butler, ew.com. September 18, 2007.

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• MF Doom is like so out-of-the-box and just crazy…

  Andy Milonakis

  Crazy, Boxes, Doom

  "Kickin' it with Andy Milonakis". Interview with Bethonie Butler, ew.com. September 18, 2007.

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• I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.

  Andy Milonakis

  School, Thinking, Fans

  "Kickin' it with Andy Milonakis". Interview with Bethonie Butler, ew.com. September 18, 2007.

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• As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

  Andy Milonakis

  Hate, Thinking, Looks

  "Kickin' it with Andy Milonakis". Interview with Bethonie Butler, ew.com. September 18, 2007.

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• I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV.

  Andy Milonakis

  Writing, Pilots, Tvs

  "Kickin' it with Andy Milonakis". Interview with Bethonie Butler, ew.com. September 18, 2007.

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• I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after an hour, 10 people write comments.

  Andy Milonakis

  Writing, Thinking, People

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• I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna do 'Man On The Street' messing with people, I don't think I'm gonna do over-the-top wacky comedy.

  Andy Milonakis

  Men, Thinking, People

  "Kickin' it with Andy Milonakis". Interview with Bethonie Butler, ew.com. September 18, 2007.

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• I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

  Andy Milonakis

  Fans, Juice, Papaya

  "Kickin' it with Andy Milonakis". Interview with Bethonie Butler, ew.com. September 18, 2007.

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