Broke Quotes - Page 10

• I want to always be an interloper. I never want to feel like I'm a guy who is embraced by the people who are putting me on the air. I want to feel like I broke into the studio and took over and made them mad. If I'm not doing that, I'm not doing my job.

  Bill Maher

  Jobs, Air, People

  "Larry King Live", transcripts.cnn.com. September 14, 2010.

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• I made mistakes and I broke the law and I'm more than willing to pay a price for that. But there's a price beyond that that my children have paid, and that's not what was supposed to happen.

  Paula Poundstone

  Children, Mistake, Law

  "Poundstone Regains Custody of Adopted Children", www.foxnews.com. December 11, 2002.

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• I met a girl, we ate, we drank, had sex, got married, had affairs, broke up - God, what a night that was!

  Richard Jeni

  Girl, Sex, Night

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• Michael Jackson is what happens when you keep fixin' it until it's broke!

  Richard Jeni

  Happens

  "A Big, Steaming Pile Of Me". Documentary, Comedy, 2005.

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• She broke up with me. Didn't really tell me why. Luckily when you're the guy, you can just tell people she's crazy. 'Hey, Tom, I heard you and Lucy broke up.' 'Yeah, man. Turns out, she's crazy.' That's what they always do on Entourage.

  Aziz Ansari

  Crazy, Men, People

  "Fictional character: Tom Haverford". Parks and Recreation, 2009–2015.

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• I don't care what the press is about a person that I'm working with. I care about how they come to work every day. I don't care who broke up with who or who is sleeping with who or who went out where. I don't care what you do with your personal life. It's when people take their personal lives into a space where it affects their performance at work, that's when I would stop taking someone seriously.

  Sophia Bush

  Sleep, Space, People

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• I'm not even going to be able to remember the boy who broke up with me over the phone in 25 seconds when I was 18.

  Taylor Swift

  Boys, Phones, Able

  Source: www.nbcnews.com

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• I was basically a broke student, and I moved to Asia and was making some money to go back to school. One thing led to another, and I was supposed to stay two months, but it ended up being eight years. It was the best mistake I ever made.

  Maggie Q

  Mistake, School, Eight

  Source: collider.com

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• I've made choices in my life to be somewhat broke to do art and I think it is going to be the same thing with online exposure. You have to be able to make the choices that can make you happy or it will make you crazy.

  Erika M. Anderson

  Art, Crazy, Thinking

  Source: thequietus.com

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• You don't really drive in cabs in L.A. unless you're broke or homeless - or if you're broke and driving the cab.

  Jay Mohr

  Driving, Homeless, Cab

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• Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.

  Bo Burnham

  Happy Thanksgiving, Celebrate, Copies

  Twitter post from Nov 25, 2010

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• Comedy comes from a place of hurt. Charlie Chaplin was starving and broke in London, and that's where he got his character 'the tramp' from. It's a bad situation that he transformed into comedic one.

  Chris Tucker

  Hurt, Character, London

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• Being a parent is a life sentence. You see, that's why normal people should not have children because if you raise a kid with only love and support, I guarantee that kid will be in rehab by the time he is 16. Why? Because you never introduced him to Mr. Back-of-Your-Hand. You know why I only broke into a liquor store once? 'Cause my father introduced me to Mr. Back-of-His-Hand and its wiley sidekick, Mr. Foot-in-My-Ass.

  Christopher Titus

  Children, Father, Kids

  "Titus / The Visit". www.imdb.com. 2002.

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• My mom was a manic depressive schizophrenic who, after a year in prison, went home and shot herself. My sister, Kirsten, an amazing poet, who was raised by this woman, and was dating a guy who broke up with her for the fourth time in three weeks. And one day, she came to his house, got a gun, and blew her brains out all over his headboard. I just went through a divorce, five years in court and cost me $2 million dollars. If anyone, by law, should be forced to take antidepressants it's me... But instead, I choose to be an antidepressant. And you can take me with alcohol.

  Christopher Titus

  Mom, Home, Divorce

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You could live it up and be successful, but it wouldn't mean anything without love and friends. I could go broke and still be happy because love is all I need.

  Omarion

  Mean, Successful, Love Is

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When I was seven, I broke my leg playing soccer. Just to feel something.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Soccer, Legs, Seven

  Twitter post from Sep 08, 2010

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• In 1965, when great young white artists in the English-speaking world were successfully re-channeling hillbilly and black music - you know Bob Dylan, Ray Davies, Pete Townsend, Keith Richards - they didn't get any money at first. They were all broke.

  Iggy Pop

  Artist, White, Black

  Interview with Bret Gladstone, pitchfork.com. August 13, 2007.

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• My bank is the worst. They are screwing me. You know what they did to me? They're charging me money for not having enough money. Apparently, when you're broke, that costs money.

  Louis C. K.

  Money, Cost, Enough

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• We broke up, and my first reaction was 'Fine - I've been through this too many times. I can't change your mind. I can't live your life for you. You're gone in your direction. I'm going to pick up; I'm going to go in my direction. I'm not going to live in the past. I'm not going to embrace the pain. You go, I'll go, and that will be it.' And I felt that way for an hour and 10 minutes.

  Dana Gould

  Pain, Past, Live Your Life

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• Actually it broke my heart to hear that we were going to have to part ways, ... It's a business and they had to do what they had to do.

  Eddie Griffin

  Heart, Way, My Heart

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• A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke!

  Donnell Rawlings

  Kids, Entertainment, How To Be Happy

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• Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night.

  J. B. Smoove

  Girl, Night, Blame

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• Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn't really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious.

  J. B. Smoove

  Booty, Might, Serious

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• Recently a young journalist came to interview me about what I was doing the day war broke out. During the course of the interview I recounted the deaths of my only brother, my husband's only brother, a brother in law and my four best friends. "So," she said, did the war affect you in any way?

  Deborah Cavendish, Duchess of Devonshire

  Brother, Husband, War

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• I didn't want to give up my Illinois driver's license and was unaware that was a crime. It is, by the way, in the state of California. Lesson learned. I technically broke a law, so technically I deserve whatever I get.

  Patrick Stump

  Giving Up, California, Illinois

  "Fall Out Boy's Patrick Stump On His Arrest: 'Man, Is Mom Gonna Be Pissed!'". Interview with James Montgomery, www.mtv.com. August 26, 2009.

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