Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication.
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.
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