Ass Quotes - Page 21

• Every now and then I'll get seduced by the idea of money, and I'll take a stab at that...and I fall flat on my ass. I've never written a lasting song with that mindset. It doesn't work.

  Rodney Crowell

  Song, Fall, Writing

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• Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for us to accept a guy with a big white beard hawking his own custom blend of saw palmetto and squirrel dandruff that it is to hear a real doctor telling us to lay off the big macs, and get off our fat asses and take a walk every decade or so.

  Dennis Miller

  Real, Optimistic, White

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• If you've ever been hungry then you'll never be full and I know what it's like to be hungry. When I was 13, I realized I could control my destiny through hard work. I had my hands and I was going to work my ass off, I was going to initiate and create some sort of change in my life.

  Dwayne Johnson

  Hard Work, Destiny, Hands

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• Come December 8th his ass gone be hurt. He aint fought 43 Floyd Mayweathers.

  Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

  Hurt, Boxing, Gone

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• The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.

  Mark Twain

  Travel, Gentle, Reader

  Mark Twain (2008). “The Innocents Abroad”, p.233, Velvet Element Books

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• I literally had a very articulate, though highly impaired, homeless man say to me, “Smokey! I love you! What’s happening with Jacob?” Here’s a guy living on the street, but he finds a way to watch Lost! And I’m looking at him, thinking, Your priorities are completely ass-backward!

  Titus Welliver

  Love You, Men, Thinking

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Jim Fregosi was not only one of the most respected men in baseball, he was a great man. He was a player's manager. He had that special gift as a manager that made you want to get to the field and play your ass off for him. Jim Fregosi was the reason that 1993 was one of the most exciting years in Philadelphia sports history.

  Lenny Dykstra

  Sports, Baseball, Player

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• You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Assuming, Never Assume, Should

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• Angels are totally real. Tinkerbell has a hot ass. Wendigos exist. It's all true. Satan is blonde. True fact.

  Misha Collins

  Real, Angel, Blonde

  "'Supernatural': Misha Collins says the darndest things" by Marisa Roffman, screenertv.com. March 28, 2010.

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• Look at me. I’m skinny, I have a big nose, no tits and no ass, but in a room full of beautiful women, I would still leave with the most gorgeous guy.

  Zoe Saldana

  Beautiful, Guy, Looks

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• At a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass.

  Catherine Deneuve

  Age, Faces, Your Face

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• There's only three major elements. Air, land, which is your flesh and water, which is your blood. You're walking on a third of yourself. She's called Mother Earth. She gave birth to your ass. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, your maggot food ass going right back to her!

  Eddie Griffin

  Mother, Air, Dust

  "Eddie Griffin: Freedom of Speech". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2008.

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• Just because we are wearing lipstick doesn't mean we can't kick your ass!

  Tommy Lee

  Mean, Kicks, Lipstick

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• Kickin', ass takin' names, cashing checks, and breakin necks, the champ is here.

  John Cena

  Names, Necks, Checks

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• You better get busy living, because dying's a pain in the ass.

  Frank Sinatra

  Pain, Dying, Busy

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• After watching mulattas shake it, I can totally understand why Brazil is devoted to my favorite body part, the ass.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Brazil, Body, My Favorite

  "Candidate's past bubbles up again / Racy 1983 video starring Schwarzenegger may be rereleased" by John Wildermuth, Carla Marinucci, www.sfgate.com. September 6, 2003.

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• I showed sideboob. I don't need to show ass. You get one or the other. You don't get both.

  Mila Kunis

  Needs, Shows

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• Love is nothing but a pain in the ass

  Ava Gardner

  Pain, Love Is

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• White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. That's what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar.

  Eddie Murphy

  Boys, Play, White

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• Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!

  Nick Offerman

  Beautiful, Given, Planets

  Nick Offerman (2013). “Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living”, p.40, Penguin

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• Bite your teeth into the ass of life.

  Ian Holm

  Teeth, Bites

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• Cotton balls is an example of something I would buy, but not want to have as a nickname. Cinnamon buns, on the other hand, is something I would buy and want to have as a nickname. 'Are you Cinnamon Buns?' 'You bet your sweet ass I am.'

  Demetri Martin

  Sweet, Hands, Balls

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• Where is the Scarlett Johansson superhero movie? I don't understand it, why is it taking so long for this? This woman clearly shows that people want to go see her in the movies. ‘Lucy,’ didn't it beat ‘Hercules’ by a lot opening weekend, when it was made for a lot less? She shows that she kicks ass, she's a great actress. ‘Under the Skin’ is an incredible film, and why are we still waiting for a go-ahead on a superhero movie starring Scarlett Johansson?
  To me, it's a no-brainer. You want to make money, put Scarlett Johansson in a superhero movie!

  Jessica Chastain

  Weekend, Long, People

  "Jessica Chastain Calls Out Hollywood, Marvel: ‘Where is the Scarlett Johansson Superhero Movie?’" by Jordan Zakarin, www.thewrap.com. August 27, 2014.

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• The leadership class of the Republican Party is a conservative Christian loony bin. The leadership of the Republican Party are a bunch of sociopathic maniacs who have their lips super-glued to the ass of the conservative right.

  Alec Baldwin

  Christian, Party, Class

  "Friday's Real Time" with Bill Maher, www.mrc.org. 2005.

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• I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.

  Aisha Tyler

  Boss, My Own

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