Ass Quotes - Page 19

• Your life is on the line, practice well.

  Masaaki Hatsumi

  Bad Ass, Practice, Lines

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• You've got a nice neck for choking.

  Gene LeBell

  Nice, Bad Ass, Necks

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• I'm in favor of an art that does something other than just sit on its ass in a museum.

  Claes Oldenburg

  Art, Fun, Museums

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• When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to have that done.

  Matt Stairs

  Sports, Nice, Philadelphia

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• There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters. And, quite frankly, they're both a pain in the ass.

  Dan Devine

  Football, Pain, College

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• One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips. People will then be literally kissing ass.

  Dave Barry

  Kissing, Cells, People

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• I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Years, Has Beens

  Mark Twain (2004). “The Portable Mark Twain”, p.572, Penguin

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• It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Witty, Weather, Hurricanes

  FaceBook post by Jim Gaffigan from Aug 26, 2011

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• [About her boyfriend Barrie] We kick each others asses. We give each other input every night.

  Lana Del Rey

  Trust No One, Night, Giving

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• A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something akin to pity. His most gaudy sayings and doings seldom deceive them; they see the actual man within, and know him for a shallow and pathetic fellow. In this fact, perhaps, lies one of the best proofs of feminine intelligence, or, as the common phrase makes it, feminine intuition.

  H. L. Mencken

  Women, Lying, Intuition

  H. L. Mencken (2015). “In Defense of Women: Human Sexuality”, p.6, 谷月社

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• Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargain for.

  Stanisław I Leszczyński

  Life, Adversity, Faces

  François duc de La Rochefoucauld, Stanisław I Leszczyński (King of Poland) (1851). “Moral Reflections, Sentences and Maxims of Francis, Duc de la Rochefoucauld”, p.184

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• If you don't get a kick out of the job you're doing you'd better hunt for another one.

  Samuel M. Vauclain

  Jobs, Doing You, Kick Ass

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• Would you kick an opponent when he was down? Yes, if I thought he might get up.

  Edmund Rouse

  Opponents, Might, Kick Ass

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• The 9th chamber, leave you trapped inside my hallway
  You try to flee but you got smoked up by the doorway (blaow! blaow! blaow!)
  No question, I send your ass back, right to the essence
  Your whole frame is smothered in dirt, now how you restin

  Ghostface Killah

  Rap, Essence, Trying

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• She was superfly,
  Curtis may have feeled her ass

  GZA

  Rap, May

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• The world is not the most pleasant place. Eventually, your parents leave you and nobody is going to go out of their way to protect you unconditionally. You need to learn to stand up for yourself and what you believe and sometimes, pardon my language, kick some ass.

  Queen Elizabeth II

  Motivation, Believe, Philosophical

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• You make it all sound so simple. Run your guts out...collapse at the finish, throw up, that makes a good runner. Sounds like you regret not being more like Prefontaine....Everyone gripes to me that American marathoners are 'lazy-no-good-for-nothings'. My point is, many people have criticisms, but few have valid answers. I'd like to know what happened to the guys that kicked my ass in high school.

  Keith Brantly

  Running, Regret, School

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• I thought, man, if you could run 100 miles, you'd be in this Zen state. You'd be the f**king Buddha. Bringing peace and a smile to the world. In my case, it didn't work. I'm the same old punk ass as ever. But there's always this hope that it'll turn you into the person you want to be. You know, like a better, more peaceful person. And when I'm out on a long run, the only thing in life that matters is finishing the run. For once, my brain isn't going 'bleh bleh bleh bleh.' Everything just quiets down, and the only thing going on is pure flow

  Jenn Shelton

  Running, Kings, Men

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• Real gangster-ass Nerdfighters don't run from nothing... 'cause real gangster-ass Nerdfighters can't run fast.

  John Green

  Running, Real, Causes

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• I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.

  Johnny Garrett

  Kissing, World, Care

  Last words, February 11, 1992.

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• F-ck you, p-ssy ass haters you should do you.

  Drake

  Hate, Should, I Hate You

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• Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!

  Dwayne Johnson

  Real, Nice, Wrestling

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• I will be master of what is mine own:
  She is my goods, my chattels; she is my house,
  My household stuff, my field, my barn,
  My horse, my ox, my ass, my any thing.

  William Shakespeare

  Marriage, Horse, House

  Cross, William Shakespeare (1989). “William Shakespeare: The Complete Works”, p.346, Barnes & Noble Publishing

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• Is it just me, or are the 49ers doing an awful lot of ass-patting today?

  Dennis Miller

  Football, Awful, Today

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• making a noise in this world making a noise in this world you can bet your ass, I won't go quietly making a noise in this world.

  Robbie Robertson

  Native American, World, Noise

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