Ass Quotes - Page 2

• While you're saving your face, you're losing your ass.

  Lyndon B. Johnson

  Saving, Faces, Losing

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• Mr Speaker, I withdraw my statement that half the cabinet are asses - half the cabinet are not asses.

  Benjamin Disraeli

  Half, Cabinets, Speakers

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• When I was young, beautiful ancient statues were castrated, so that the eye might not be corrupted.... Nothing was gained, unless horses and asses had also been castrated.

  Michel de Montaigne

  Beautiful, Horse, Eye

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• The books are to remind us what asses and fools we are.

  Ray Bradbury

  Book, Fool, Fahrenheit 451 Book

  Ray Bradbury (2016). “Fahrenheit 451”, p.41, Hamilton Books

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• Change doesn't begin when we get knocked on our ass. It begins the moment we decide to get back up on our own feet

  Dwayne Johnson

  Feet, Moments, Get Back

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• Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice.

  Robinson Jeffers

  Pleasure, Carrots, Precipice

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• Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.

  William Shakespeare

  Halloween

  William Shakespeare (1833). “The plays and poems of William Shakspeare”, p.138

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• My definition of bad-ass is that I'm a force of nature and true spirit. I'm self-admitting that, and it sounds vain to say that, but I am.

  Idris Elba

  Bad Ass, Self, Sound

  "Idris Elba on ‘Luther’, Movie Possibilities, Neil Cross, His Upcoming Album, and More". collider.com. December 10, 2015.

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• Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ.

  Heinrich Heine

  Fear, Atheism, Christ

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• I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.

  Tia Carrere

  Smart, Play, Female

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Dressed in the lion's skin, the ass spread terror far and wide.

  Jean de La Fontaine

  Skins, Lioness, Lions

  "The Fables of La Fontaine: Book V". Book by C. Robertson, 1668.

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• Love is more powerful than kicking ass.

  Jet Li

  Short Love, Powerful, Love Is

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• It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you.

  Roger Zelazny

  Pain, Waiting Around, Trying

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• Your imperfections make you beautiful, they make you who you are.

  Demi Lovato

  Beautiful, Bad Ass, Imperfection

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• An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.

  George Eliot

  Stars, Literature, May

  George Eliot (2016). “Complete Works Of George Eliot”, p.1969, ShandonPress

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• The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

  Roseanne Barr

  Inspirational, Being Strong, Strong Women

  "Heard the one about ..." by Andy Barker, www.theguardian.com. March 11, 2006.

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• I'm a pain in the ass to all of the costume designers with whom I work because I have very strong feelings about the subject.

  Meryl Streep

  Strong, Pain, Feelings

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• Most chick-singers say "If you hurt me, I'll die"... I say, if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.

  Pat Benatar

  Hurt, Singers, Chicks

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day.

  Darrell Royal

  Dog, Work, Shine On

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• I learnt very early in life that whenever there is a choice between peace of mind and piece of ass, go for the former.

  Shahrukh Khan

  Choices, Mind, Pieces

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• I almost resent the whole fashion thing. Good God- never wearing the same thing twice and all of those things. It's a pain in the ass.

  Jennifer Aniston

  Fashion, Pain, Style

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• Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Travel, Writing, Mind

  Ernest Hemingway, Carlos Baker (2003). “Ernest Hemingway Selected Letters 1917-1961”, p.700, Simon and Schuster

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• I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

  Denis Leary

  Funny, Humor, Alcohol

  Song: Drugs

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• I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven't just been sitting on my ass all afternoon.

  William F. Buckley, Jr.

  Work, Creating, Feelings

  "The Book of Positive Quotations". Book by John Cook, 2007.

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• I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being the 'party girl'. I hate that. I bust my ass when I'm filming and when I have time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance.

  Lindsay Lohan

  Inspirational, Girl, Dance

  "In brief: Watching Babel may make you sick". www.theguardian.com. May 03, 2007.

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