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  There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women.

  Madeleine Albright

  Strong Women, Business, Independent Women

  "Q&A with Arianna Huffington, co-founder of Huffington Post, on Donald Trump, sleep and the media". Interview with Laura Newberry, www.masslive.com. April 29, 2016.

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• My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now.

  Cameron Diaz

  Fathers Day, Dad, School

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• People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass.

  Alicia Silverstone

  Nice, Kissing, Thinking

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• I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.

  Babe Didrikson Zaharias

  Elephants, Bulls, Fiddle

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• They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind.

  Michael Rosenbaum

  High Heels, Trying, Said

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• A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.

  Richard Burton

  Men, Gold, Riches

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Humorous, Harm

  Mark Twain, General Press (2016). “The Complete Works of Mark Twain: All 13 Novels, Short Stories, Poetry and Essays”, p.1429, GENERAL PRESS

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• I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it.

  Michael J. Fox

  People, Want, Kicks

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• The hard part of writing at all is sitting your ass down in a chair and writing it. There's always something better to do, like I've got an interview, sharpening the pencils, trimming the roses. There's always something better to do. Going to a writer's club?

  Jerry Pournelle

  Writing, Rose, Sitting

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• I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.

  Orrin Hatch

  Stupid, Dumb, Knows

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• The most significant piece of advice my father gave me early on about acting was, don't get caught acting. Really believe in what you're doing and then commit to it. Even if it feels uncomfortable, even if you feel that you're gonna look like an ass. It's all acting, but find the truth in a moment as opposed to just pretending you have and rather than trying to act your way out of it.

  Kiefer Sutherland

  Father, Believe, Advice

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• If you feel you have a film that's valid, you stick your ass on the line.

  Nick Nolte

  Risk, Lines, Sticks

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• What I didn't know was that if I didn't stand with my back to the wall, Hollywood people would unscrew my ass and sell it down the river.

  Joseph Wambaugh

  Wall, Rivers, People

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• The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than twenty asses laden with drugs.

  Thomas Sydenham

  Exercise, Drug, Twenties

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• Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.

  John Krasinski

  Smart, Boston, People

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• Cancer has been unfortunately in my life. My mom's best friend is kicking ass in her battle with breast cancer. Both of my grandmas had cancer. I recently lost a friend to cancer.

  Marla Sokoloff

  Friendship, Mom, Cancer

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Bruce Willis. Pain in my ass, no problem about that. We just didn't get along. We got along off camera, but shooting we just didn't get along.

  Antoine Fuqua

  Pain, Cameras, Shooting

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You can take charge, kick ass, do whatever you have to do and it's okay. You can blow people up. These are things that are okay for cartoon characters to do.

  Joan Severance

  Character, Blow, People

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face.

  Leonard Cohen

  Faces, Doe, Sitting

  Leonard Cohen (2011). “Beautiful Losers”, p.12, Vintage

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• Everybody's scared for their ass. There aren't too many people ready to die for racism. They'll kill for racism but they won't die for racism.

  Florynce Kennedy

  Racism, People, Racist

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• If you think you can't, you're right.

  Carol Bartz

  Inspirational, Positive, Smart

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• Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

  Frank Zappa

  Funny, Music, Humorous

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• When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole

  John Lydon

  Funny, Attitude, Talking

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• The men are much alarmed by certain speculations about women; and well they may be, for when the horse and ass begin to think and argue, adieu to riding and driving.

  Adelaide Anne Procter

  Horse, Men, Thinking

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• Women have been kicking ass for centuries.

  Yancy Butler

  Kicking, Century, Has Beens

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