Aging Quotes - Page 27

• In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!

  Bill Cosby

  Birthday, Opportunity, Naps

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• Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!

  Dave Barry

  Birthday, Age, Today

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• Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

  Franklin P. Adams

  Birthday, Years, Age

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• At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday.

  H. H. Asquith

  Birthday, Getting Older, Age

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• I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.

  Kin Hubbard

  Birthday, Sorry, Memories

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• Drink, eat, jump and dance as much as you can stand tonight, but not too much, because you are fifty now.

  Menachem Mendel Schneerson

  Birthday, Age, Tonight

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• Happy birthday! Hope your 50s will be as awesome as your 40s.

  Richard Griffiths

  Birthday, 50th Birthday, Age

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• Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday!

  T. S. Eliot

  Birthday, Optimism, Age

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• After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, "I just ferment my food now."

  Henry Green

  Birthday, Age, Fifty

  Henry Green (1992). “Surviving: The Uncollected Writings of Henry Green”, Random House (UK)

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• Except ye become as little children, except you can wake on your fiftieth birthday with the same forward-looking excitement and interest in life that you enjoyed when you were five, "ye cannot enter the kingdom of God." One must not only die daily, but every day we must be born again.

  Dorothy L. Sayers

  Birthday, Children, Turning 50

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• Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you can across the face.

  Richard Griffiths

  Birthday, Office, Age

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• Fifty years old, 212 fights, and I'm still pretty.

  Muhammad Ali

  Birthday, Fighting, Years

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• You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.

  Red Skelton

  Birthday, Mind, Age

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• What is the good life? What is the good man? The good woman? What is the good society and what is my relation to it? What are my obligations to society? What is best for my children? What is justice? Truth? Virtue? What is my relation to nature, to death, to aging, to pain, to illness? How can I live a zestful, enjoyable, meaningful life? What is my responsibility to my brothers? Who are my brothers? What shall I be loyal to? What must I be ready to die for?

  Abraham Maslow

  Meaningful, Brother, Children

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• People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.

  George Burns

  Senior, Two, People

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• When we are out of sympathy with the young, then I think our work in this world is over

  George MacDonald

  Sympathy, Thinking, Age

  George MacDonald (2015). “Delphi Complete Works of George MacDonald (Illustrated)”, p.2761, Delphi Classics

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• One of the aged greatest miseries is that they cannot easily find a companion able to share the memories of the past.

  Samuel Johnson

  Memories, Past, Age

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• When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

  Prue Leith

  Sex, Two, Important

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• I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?

  Leslie Nielsen

  Adults, Pants, Responsible

  "Fictional character: Lt. Frank Drebin". "The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear", www.imdb.com. June 28, 1991.

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• Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

  John Wagner

  Funny, Positive Thinking, Getting Older

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• Experts in aging make a distinction between passive aging and purposeful aging. Successful, purposeful aging calls for continued involvement, relationships, discipline, and an attitude of faith.

  George Sweeting

  Attitude, Successful, Discipline

  George Sweeting (2008). “The Joys of Successful Aging: Living Your Days to the Fullest”, p.64, Moody Publishers

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• Ages are mere reminders of the hours logged on this earth and the precious time remaining.

  Casper Smart

  Age, Earth, Hours

  "Jennifer Lopez & Casper Smart: Age Is Nothing but a Number" By Alexandra J. Gratereaux, www.foxnews.com. January 19, 2012.

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• No man loves life like him that's growing old.

  Sophocles

  Love Life, Men, Age

  Sophocles (2007). “Dramas of Sophocles”, p.334, Wildside Press LLC

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• If courage wasn't a standard result of aging it meant that the young could somehow acquire it as well.

  Lawana Blackwell

  Results, Standards, Young

  Lawana Blackwell (2007). “Courtship of the Vicar's Daughter, The”, p.263, Bethany House

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• He who sees age on the outside of things is doomed to underestimate the vitality of raisins.

  Philip K. Jason

  Age, Vitality, Underestimate

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