Leslie Nielsen Quotes

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• Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Toes, Midget

  "Fictional character: Frank Drebin". "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult", www.imdb.com. 1994.

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• Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Men, Way, Blind

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• Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Hurt, Truth, Reality

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• Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Funny, Humor, Epic

  "Everything I Know About Parenting I Learned From Leslie Nielsen" by Kevin Makice, www.wired.com. December 2, 2010.

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• I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Eye, Thinking, Important

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• Doing nothing is very tough to do because you never know when you're finished. The upside is that from the moment you wake up in the morning, you're on the job.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Morning, Jobs, Wake Up

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• I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Funny, Basketball, Sex

  "Fictional character: Frank Drebin". "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult", www.imdb.com. 1994.

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• I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?

  Leslie Nielsen

  Adults, Pants, Aging

  "Fictional character: Lt. Frank Drebin". "The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear", www.imdb.com. June 28, 1991.

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• It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Heaven, Matter, Hell

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• One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Laughing, Trying, Beats

  "Leslie Nielsen: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. November 29, 2010.

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• The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Golf, Letters, Reason

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• There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Want, Old Saying, God Exists

  "Leslie Nielsen: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. November 29, 2010.

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• Shirley! Don't call me Shirley!

  Leslie Nielsen

  Call Me

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• The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Doors, Addresses, Forget

  "Leslie Nielsen: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. November 29, 2010.

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• I would love to see what's going to happen with science fiction with peoples' heads, because we still have people running around in the year 2050 or 2100 or 2200 and they have incredible technology and you see the effects: laser beams and rays and beaming down and beaming up. Incredible technical things happening, but everybody is still running around jealous, fighting, whacking, cheating. There's got to be something going on! Some kind of change. I'd like to see something starting to happen in that area, with the psychology of the human being and how that changed.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Running, Cheating, Jealous

  Source: www.mrmovietimes.com

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• Do your part to silence gossip - don't repeat it.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Gossip, Silence, Repeats

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• I love comedy and I hope I never stop doing it.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Comedy

  Source: www.mrmovietimes.com

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• I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Leader, Accents

  "Leslie Nielsen Dead: Comedian Remembered For ‘Airplane’ And ‘Naked Gun’", www.huffingtonpost.com. November 28, 2010.

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• Today, in my career, I'm doing what I love to do. And that is, do things for the fun - do comedy. It's a pleasure to go for the laughter.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Fun, Laughter, Today

  Source: www.wbur.org

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• Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Loss, Laughing, Matter

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• Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Integrity, Faces, Sometimes

  Leslie Nielsen, David Fisher (1994). “Leslie Nielsen the naked truth”, Pocket

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• Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Golf, Play, Firsts

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• I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Comedy, Kind, Outrageous

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• When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.

  Leslie Nielsen

  Drama, Comedy, Chaplin

  Source: moviehole.net

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• I don't think anybody can really sit down and decide that their mission in life is to make people think. I think their mission in life is to leave people alone!

  Leslie Nielsen

  Thinking, People, Down And

  Source: www.mrmovietimes.com

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