I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
Life's Tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
All would live long, but none would be old.
Wish not so much to live long as to live well.
Fear not death; for the sooner we die, the longer shall we be immortal.
An old young man, will be a young old man.
Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.
If you wouldn't live long, live well; for folly and wickedness shorten life.
I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.
Many foxes grow gray but few grow good.
I am in the prime of senility.
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