Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.
If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away
The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished.
Our Constitution is in actual operation; everything appears to promise that it will last; but in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.
God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
He that lieth down with Dogs, shall rise up with Fleas.
Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same.
In order to be happy you need a good dog, a good woman, and ready money.
I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.
Many foxes grow gray but few grow good.
He's a fool that makes his doctor his heir.
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