My favorite animal is steak.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue.
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
Civilised adults do not take apple juice with dinner.
Japanese food is very pretty and undoubtedly a suitable cuisine in Japan, which is largely populated by people of below average size. Hostesses hell-bent on serving such food to occidentals would be well advised to supplement it with something more substantial and to keep in mind that almost everybody likes french fries.
Raisins are a thing that lasts, they come in small boxes, and you always feel like eating raisins, even at six in the morning. A raisin is always an appropriate snack.
Cheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit.
White grapes are very attractive but when it comes to dessert people generally like cake with icing.
People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have thought of adding fresh lime juice to scalloped potatoes try to understand that there must be a reason for this.
Cold soup is a very tricky thing and it is a rare hostess who can carry it off. More often than not the dinner guest is left with the impression that had he only come a little earlier he could have gotten it while it was still hot.
Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.
While it is undeniably true that people love a surprise, it is equally true that they are seldom pleased to suddenly and without warning happen upon a series of prunes in what they took to be a normal loin of pork.
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