Fran Lebowitz Quotes About Lawyers

Quotes about: Lawyers

• Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than "Where's your manuscript?" "Why haven't you called?" and "Who's your lawyer?"

  Fran Lebowitz

  Children, Blue, Sky

  Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.52, Vintage

• If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Book, World, Want

  Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.160, Vintage

• A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.

  Fran Lebowitz

  Dog, Men, Thinking

  FaceBook post by Fran Lebowitz from May 12, 2010

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